Hi, I'm Dill Scallion. Welcome to my MySpace site. I live in Muleshoe, Texas and drive a school bus. You may remember me a while back when I was a big star and all. After I was the runner-up (not the winner) of the 13th Annual Saddle Rash Hoedown, I was invited by one of the judges to record a jingle for "The Waffle Barn." Soon, after, I went out on the road with my a broken-foot dance step dubbed the Scallion Shuffle and burned up the charts with the hit songs "You Shared You", "Tube Top Boogie", "Big Hole" "Brand New Pickup Truck", "I Love You"and took the country by storm with my stellar good looks, talent, and charm. The Dillionaires and I rocked "We Fest" when Joe Jo Hicks asked me to close the show since he got got called away to "Gum Aid" at the last minute. I even recorded at the famous Ditty Pasture and Emu Ranch... but fame got the best of me, and it all came apart for me. So, now I'm just plain ol' Dill again.... not the star.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
That sorry bastard who put that 2% milk backstage when HE KNEW I was lactose intolerant!
