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Monkey D Luffy

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About Me

Cheeno D. Luffy is currently planning to hijack a UFO and crashland it into Malacañang Palace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

if you are reading this then this warning is for you. every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. don't you have other things to do? is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? do you read everything you're supposed to read? do you think everything you're supposed to think? buy what you're told you should want? get out of your house. meet a member of the opposite sex. stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. quit your job. prove you're alive. if you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

My Blog

Nothing but a fertlizer

it was a cold, cold nightat the music festivaland there were lots of peopleall dressed up for the occasiondrinking beers, smoking cigaretteschatting and laughing out loud.tents and refreshment boothsw...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:28:00 GMT

No Direction

High(a 70-word story)We went to a classical concerto last night but it was beyond comprehension we didn't finish the show. Out the auditorium, a socialite asked, "You don't like it?" and I was like, "...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:43:00 GMT

Pins and Needles

RECORD(a 70-word story)Hello. It's me again. Listen --- I've been calling you for the past few weeks and all I get is this fucking monotone-voice answering machine. Where are you? What have you been d...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:42:00 GMT

The Plot to Blow Up Malacañan Palace

ParanoiaHere comestheweatherman---Smilingas ifhe has lockjaw.I tooam a bitparanoid---Clutchinga coat or an umbrella---These boots to contend with---and the brewing storm.-----SightseeingOur simple liv...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:03:00 GMT

Soneta/Soneto Gikan sa Juan Seno

-----BANGAWsa akong pagsira sa pultahannangluod ang mga kaguliyangmao nidagan ko sa lapyahanug namasol ko nga nagpatuyangalingogngog ang tingog sa kahoynga nangharana sa dagang ulayadunay lingwahi ang...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:33:00 GMT

Fishes are Walking at Juan Seno Street

To study the meaning of man and of life  I am making significant progress here. I have faith in myself. Man is a mystery: if you spend your entire life trying to puzzle it out, then do not say that...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 22:04:00 GMT

.7

 here are your waters and your watering place.drink and be whole again beyond confusion.-----THE WINDOWS ARE OPENagainand a little world peeksover the fertile soilsproutsnew born grassesebony charcoal...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:03:00 GMT

Nagdula og Tarong Para kang Inday.

#1ug dili na nimo madomdomang dalan kaniadto kaygitukoran na kini og edipisyoug dili na ka makapalupadsa imong tabanog ngadto sahawanan nga nahimotangan sakompyuteran. wala na ganiang mga bula...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:15:00 GMT

Specks

-----RESIDUE(a 70 word story)M and I are lying next to each other in the mattress. We are staring at the bizarre adornments of dust and cobwebs on the ceiling. The scent of marijuana permeates the air...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:57:00 GMT

i flower. i bloom. i roses.

the raindrops arethe raindrops are sperm cellsejaculating out from a masturbating sky-----i, is, immaculate,i, is, immaculate,breathing, without, time.holy, be, my, name,less, or, more, am, a, man.i, ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:12:00 GMT