TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: eornom rolecnahc werdna
Birthday: 7891 ,91 hcram
Birthplace: anilorac htron ,ettolrahc ,latipsoh nairetybserp
Current Location: uccn ta bal retupmoc
Eye Color: nworb peed
Hair Color: hsinworb hsikcalb
Height: '6 dnuora
Right Handed or Left Handed: dednah thgir
Your Heritage: !!!kciht orfa ,nacirema orfa
The Shoes You Wore Today: sregit akustino
Your Weakness: seitirucesni elam
Your Fears: raef ylno ym si sseccus
Your Perfect Pizza: nekcihc nai'iawah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sloohcs refsnart ,noitazinagro na nioj
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hms
Thoughts First Waking Up: peels ot kcab og
Your Best Physical Feature: draeb ralucatceps a evah i
Your Bedtime: sruoy naht retal
Your Most Missed Memory: syballul
Pepsi or Coke: sanilorac eht ni nrob ,ispep
MacDonalds or Burger King: rehtien
Single or Group Dates: lrig eht dna ,noitautis eht no s sdneped
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: notpil
Chocolate or Vanilla: doog era stlam etalocohc
Cappuccino or Coffee: oniccuppac
Do you Smoke: enco akuh ,llew... on lleh
Do you Swear: !!!!!hctib ,raews gnikcuf t'nod i on gnikcuf lleh
Do you Sing: ecnarebuxe htiw
Do you Shower Daily: naelc yats attog i !haey 'f
Have you Been in Love: struh ti .eciwt
Do you want to go to College: ti ni ydaerla
Do you want to get Married: erus ,03 ,ekil ,m'i nehw haey
Do you belive in yourself: thgir a-nikcuf
Do you get Motion Sickness: ot desu
Do you think you are Attractive: em kucf d'i
Are you a Health Freak: yllaer ton
Do you get along with your Parents: trap tsom eht rof
Do you like Thunderstorms: yrassecen era yeht .sseug i ,onnui
Do you play an Instrument: enohp-hum-oxas
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: evah i
In the past month have you Smoked: ?ti seod ,tnuoc t'nseod taht tub ,akuh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: lohocla
In the past month have you gone on a Date: on
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sey
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: htnom tsap eht ni oero NA netae t'nevah i
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yldas ,ecno ylno
In the past month have you been on Stage: on
In the past month have you been Dumped: on
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: on
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: traeh s'mom ruoy
Ever been Drunk: rebmemer t'nod i tub ,uoy llet d'i
Ever been called a Tease: han
Ever been Beaten up: ...tihs
Ever Shoplifted: tnacifingis gnihton
How do you want to Die: ylippah gnihgual
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OREHREPUS A
What country would you most like to Visit: napaj ro anapse
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: sreh
Favourite Hair Color: sreh
Short or Long Hair: reh no yxes skool htgnel revetahw
Height: em naht retrohs
Weight: reh rof skrow revetahw
Best Clothing Style: nwo reh
Number of Drugs I have taken: rouqil dna akuh
Number of CDs I own: hguone ynam oot ton
Number of Piercings: adan ,hcliz ,enon ,piz ,acnun ,hne hne ,orez
Number of Tattoos: evoba ees
Number of things in my Past I Regret: sterger rof trohs oot si efil
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Random Awesomeness!
random junk to start it off
What's your mom's last name?: mom
Who's your favorite band member in My Chemical Romance: i have a deep distaste for my chemical romance
Do you like wearing hoodies?: like super heroes like wearing spandex
Do you wear makeup all the time?: i don't wear makeup any of the time
What does your mouse pad look like?: like a mouse pad
Are you doing this survey for myspace?: what's it to ya?
What will be the date next Sunday?: ..d>
Are you religious at all?: sure
Do your friends all dress the way that you do?: no my brother
Do you own an MP3 player other than an iPod?: no ma'am
What's the most embarrassing aspect of your life right now?: i don't get embarassed
Do you read?: like a deep brother in prison
What does your best friend look like?: he looka like a man
Which class do you have the most homework in right now?: HRM
Do you find the Surreal Life funny?: i dislike both celebrities and reality television
How about Family Guy?: hilarious
Do you have a job?: i have NOT a job
Have you ever shopped at Hot Topic?: only alotta bit
Do you know how to rip songs off of a cd and put them on an MP3 player?: i could... who want's to know?
What does your dad do for a living?: iunno, whenever i drop him off he goes ino a big white building with no windows
Do you like to drink milk?: what am i, a cow?
Do you have Wite-Out?: not with me, but yeah
What are your opinions on gay marriage?: i'm of the opinion that neither i nor the state should concern ourselves with such matters. to each his own.
Do you enjoy singing?: no, i enjoy singing
Are you good at singing?: i've moistened a panty or two in my day
What's your favorite hoodie to wear?: the hooded one
Would you want to be given flowers?: testosterone and pollen don't mix
Do you like Halloween?: it's interesting
are you happy right now?: that's such a relative term
Who is your role model?: BarackHusseinObamaMartinLutherKingCornellWestMalcolmXMightyM
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Family History
Do you look like your mom or your dad?: dad
Which celebrities do you wish your parents were?: brangelina
Do you like your parents?: they aight
Do you have any siblings?: no, i have brothers and sisters (this guy...)
How many aunts do you have?: alot
Uncles?: alot
Have your parents passed down any diseases to you?: no
Any weird and crazy relatives?: who don't?
Most conservative relative?: mama?
Which relative do you feel most awkward around?: i don't
Who is your oldest relative?: lil' grandma?
Music
What kind of music do you like?: the audible kind
Who's your favorite male musician?: Rafael saadiq
Who's your favorite female musician?: lauryn Hill
Do people make fun of you for your choices in music?: im drew
Do you like the popular artists or do you go your own way?: i like who ilike regardless of their popularity
What song is most overplayed?: soldier boy
Do you play an instrument?: sax y piano
Can you sleep with loud music on?: yes
Do your friends like the same music?: to an extent
What song is most relaxing to you?: iunno. anything smooth
What kind of music do your parents listen to?: gospel mainly, but dad likes funk, soul, and jazz too
Do you listen to music in school?: nah
You know we had to do it...Word Association
brown: vs. the board of education
freak: a-leak
laundry: room
mom: mom!
pop: adopolis
capital: building
friends: never was a fan
mouse: doom
ear: drum
laugh: bitch (don't ask)
what: huh?
trick: ass hoe
shoe: game
music: is for life
robot: chicken
funny: shizza (don't ask)
wax: that ass
long: kiss goodnight
More Randomness
How old are you?: 20
Do you eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?: yum yum eat 'em up
What color is your home phone?: black
Do you watch CSI?: yes, but onlythe original with grisom
Do you like animals?: yes, because they're tasty
Do you think that immigration should be legalized?: it is legal, i think it should be reformed so that we can keep track of who's coming into our country
What do you think should be done to rapists?: put them in a prsion and let dude's rape them
Do you try to create controversy?: i am controversy
What are you most looking forward to?: the computer screen
Does your locker open easily?: i dont have a locker
Are you still in high school?: no
Do you love Avril Lavigne or hate her?: i have no opinion on the formerly cool avril lavigne
Who really gets under your skin?: you, america, fuck you
Do you like to reminisce about your childhood?: yes
This Or That and why you chose it. ( you can't say neither!)
Army or Air Force?: air force cause i feel the need. the need, for speed
Kent State or Ohio State?: kent state because ohio state is too pretentious (THE ohio state university, gimme a break)
Free clothes or free shoes?: SHOES. sneakerhead.
robots or monkeys?: hows about robomonkeys? that'd be cool
My Chemical Romance or Say Anything?: say anything because mcr SUX!
music or dance?: musica porque amo la musica
love or lust?: i ges love, because it's more meaningful in the long run
tired or hungry?: tired because sleep is effortless
dog or cat?: dog because cats have a God complex
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A 50 Question Christmas Survey
Before Christmas
1. Does your family send out Christmas cards?: no
2. How soon do you start shopping?: whenever
3. Who do you shop for?: people i "do" (basically folks i'm cool with)
Decorations
4. Do you put up a Christmas tree?: yah
5. If so, is it fake or real?: fizake
6. Do you like tinsel?: not really
7. Do you use homeade or storebought ornaments?: store bought
8. Do you put Christmas lights outside your house?: no
9. Do you put lights on the tree?: yea
10. How about popcorn and cranberries?: no
11. Is there a wreath hanging on your doo?: i don't know about my doo, but on my door, yes
Christmas Eve
12. Do you celebrate it?: yea
13. Do you hang up your stocking?: yes
14. Does your family read "Twas the night before Christmas?": no
Favorite
15. Christmas Movie: a christmas story
16. Character from any Christmas Movie: ralphie
17. Christmas Song: the christmas song, jackson 5's version
18. Christmas Memory: NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!
This or That
19. Give or Receive?: give
20. Eggnog or Cider?: nog
21. Red or Green?: green
22. Ham or Turkey?: ham
23. Star or Angel?: star
24. White Lights or Colored Lights?: white
25. Blinking Lights or Still Lights: still
26. Were you Naughty or Nice this year?: naughty (heh heh heh)
Presents
27. What do you want for Christmas this year?: xbox 360
28. When do you open your gifts?: Christmas morn
29. What's the best gift you've ever gotten?: iunno
30. What's the worst gift you've ever gotten?: iunno
31. Who gives you the most gifts?: moms
32. Have you ever had a secret Santa?: no
33. Do you like wrapping gifts?: not necessarily
Random
34. Do you put change in those red buckets?: when i got it available
35. Do you burn a yule log?: no
36. Can you name all the reindeer?: dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donnor, blitzen, rudolph
37. Do you bake cookies?: no
38. Have you ever seen your mommy kissing Santa Clause?: no
39. Have you ever gotten a kiss under the mistletoe?: maybe this year
40. Do you go caroling?: how L7
41. Do you drive around and look at the Christmas lights?: yes, (im kinda [])
42. Have you ever left Santa cookies?: yup
43. Have you ever sat on Santa's lap?: yup
44. Who do you celebrate Christmas with?: the filznam
45. Where do you celebrate Christmas?: the city
46. Have you ever had a white Christmas?: yes
47. What part of Christmas do you look most foward to?: the fellowship
48. Have you ever had your picture taken with Santa?: yes
49. Does your family always take a picture at Christmas?: no
50. Have you ever heard the song "Thank God For Kids" by The Oakridge Boys?: who the deuce are the oakridge boys?
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: "purple haze" jimi hendrix
Waking up: "morning" little brother
Average day: "closing theme" hey arnold
First date: "too close" 112 OR "newness" musiq
Falling in love: "halfcrazy" musiq
Love scene: "come too" janet jackson OR "say yes" floetry OR "mirror" NE-YO OR "they like it slow" h-town
Fight scene: "simon sez" pharoahe monche OR "Thrasher" N.E.R.D.
Breaking up: "there it is" ginuwine OR "hate (i really dont like you)" plain white t's
Getting back together: "ordinary people" John Legend (for the process) "dont keep pushing" calvin richardson (for the hanky and the panky)
Secret love: "she don't have to know" john legend OR "backseat love" N.E.R.D.
Life's okay: "glow" kelis OR "margaritas" big boi, sleepy brown & pharrell OR "Personified" Median
Mental breakdown: "loser" beck OR "lithium" nirvana
Driving: "fresh and driving" fam-lay OR "for you" little brother"
Learning a lesson: "shampoo suicide" broken social scene
Deep thought: "'round about midnight" thelonious monk
Flashback: "christmas time is here" a charlie brown christmas
Partying: "celebration" Kanye West or "get busy"/"like glue" sean paul
Happy dance: "D.A.N.C.E." justice OR "hwrder, better, faster, stronger (remix)" daft punk
Regreting: "moonlight sonata"
Long night alone: "junkin 'punny" sean paul
Death scene: "fighters" Lupe Fiasco OR "look what you've done" jet
Closing credits: "allure" jay-z
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Under the Surface... not so common susrvey
To begin:
Your Name: Andrew C Monroe
Nicknames: t.m.o.e.h.d.e., luscious
Age: 21
What age do you feel like: 40
birthplace: the city of the queen
current residence: bull city
where you wish you could be now: not here
where you've already been: the places i was
siblings: 4 (rae, rebel, scout, jeraldo)
parents still married: yessir
height: mine
wieght: slimmer
eye color: brown
hair color: dark brown
natural hair color!: see above jerkass
skin tone: brown
heritage: colorful
star sign: the fishes
Day to Day
when do you wake up: when my eyes open after a dream
what's the first thing you think when waking: fuck!
Do you eat breakfast: usually
What's your dress style: clothing that makes me look nice
What do you do for work: flip bagels
Do you go to school: apparently not
What do you like best about school/work: gettin educated
What do you hate the most: red tape and bullshit
When do you go to sleep: when the dream starts
What is your mode of transportation: a vehicle
Do you live alone: nah
What type of person you are
Introverted or extroverted: im not
Are you a happy person: im generally ok with myself but i aint satisfied
do you get moody: yeah, ithink he's a cool guy
Biggest pet peeve: nigotry
Do you finish what you start: i aim to
Punctual or always late: im punctual about being late
Are you book smart: yah
Do you have any common sense: none whatsoever, i even give my info to those south african money scams
How do you learn best: by doing
Right or left-brained?: im brained period
Objective or Subjective POV: well i think from a point in which i view things
Who was the last person you helped: you???
What did you do for them: that thing (which sucked for me btw. you owe me)
Are you spontanious or predictable: im predictably spontaneous
Name 3 goals you have
goal #1: get the fuck outta nccu
goal #2: get the fuck outta brueggers
goal#3: get the fuck outta america
List 5 things that make you happy
thing #1: me
thing #2: me
thing #3: me
thing #4: people who do things for me
thing #5: people who let me do things to them
are you a romantic, partier, or other...: lets just say im in love with the feeling
hobbies: imposing my will on things
Favorites
favorite drink: refreshing liquid
alcoholic beverage: iunno
food: sushi
shoes: the ones i have on
clothing: i like grahic tees
place to visit: your mom...
movie: pulp fiction
tv show: the boondocks, because the wire is gone
actor: all time: jack, currently: ed norton
actress: angelina
singer/band: tough 1
song: even tougher
thing to do with your free time: make beauty happen
phrase: "you piss in your pants you only stay warm for so long"
question: "do you have AIDS?"
swear word: i would have to say.... fuck. but bitch has the most bite
sport: football
thing that you own: my phon
car: cts
book: tough
animal: blue footed booby
moment you've had: iunno
color: green
Tell us more....
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal or blanket: blankey
Do you dream: read me blogs deary
What's the craziest thing you've done sober: walk up to a cop and say, "i'm a little high, so can you help me get to 9th street?"
Would you consider yourself "wierd" or "crazy": depending on the moment, either
What's the best time of the year: summer
What was the hardest thing you've had to do: admit defeat
Have you achieved any goals or won any awards: yah
How's life treating you right now: terrible
Are you good with kids: i like kids sometimes
What are you afraid of: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happyness with a "y"
What are you definitely not afraid of: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness with an "i"
are you religious: i believe
If you were a crayon color, what color would you be: breen
how about if you were a type of candy: mystery flavor
If you're life were a movie or a book, what would the title be: "does not comply: the story of a man"
Beliefs
What are you religious beliefs: jesus
Do you believe in ghosts: i believe in ghosts in the shell
Do you believe in psychics: no
You think horoscopes are true: thats ignorant
Do you think we're the only world with life in it?: thats pretentious
Are aliens real: yeah, why do you think we're building a border fence?
What happens when we die: our bodies return to the earth and our spirits do something else
What is your political view: anti
What is the most important thing in life: when i know i'll let you know
what is your view on gay marriage: not my business
how do you feel about abortion: her choice
the death penalty: hypocritical
do you believe people are ultimately good: i believe people are ultimately what they are
is there a heaven and a hell: not here there ain't
do you believe everyone deserves a second chance: but not a third
justice is blind: yeah right, look at our prison system and then tell me that
is fate a real thing: no
how do you feel about karma: it comes back hard
childhood, teens and college - unwrapped!
What is your earliest memory: going to the hopital to see one of my new sibs
Do you think you had a good childhood: shit, yeah, i was happy as, well, shit
what was your worst childhood habit: nose pickin'
Did you enjoy being a kid: i did, i did
what's your happiest childhood memory: the beach i think
what's your most embarrassing moment: i cried at a fishing trip once. that sucked
Did you like school: more than i realized it then
Did you belong to a clique: who didn't?
What were your afterschool activities: sports mainly, but also musical and thesbianic stuff
What was your favorite subject: history
Did you keep the same friends all through school: some
who was your favorite teacher and why: harris cause he told it like it was
Were you a troubled teen: hell no
rule breaker or goody-goody: neither, i marched to my own beat
Did you go to college: yeah
are you still in college: apparently not officially
for what: to be somebody
was college good for you: i guess
why or why not: because it's been.
did you party or study more: party
live on campus or off: mostly off
Love, Lust, and Romance
Have you ever been in love: once or twice
Had your heart broken: i think
Broken someone else's heart: yeah
Intentionally hurt your bf/gf: depepnds on your POV
Have you ever said "I love you" and not meant it: not really... yeah
Lied to a loved one: yeah
Pretended to be someone different to get someone to like you: no. that's stupid
Describe your first kiss: reluctant
Do you prefer hugs or kisses: kisses mean more, but hugs are warmer
Do looks matter: yeah
What do you look for in a partner (non-physical aspect): somone whos is fun in an unconventional way, open to new things, ecclectic, and can challenge me on an intellectual, emotional, and social level,
What physical feautures attract you the most: ass, yayas, eyes, lips
List 4 turn ons:: ok i will, geez, get off my sack
turn on #1: ecclecticism
turn on #2: intelligence
turn on #3: humility (you know, that thing where a girl doesn't seem to know how beautiful she is, or when she knows how hot she is but doesn't let that get in the way of her personality)
turn on#4: idk, it's just something about you....
List 4 turn offs:: with displeasure
turn off #1: narrow mindedness
turn off #2: niggerdom
turn off #3: shallowness
turn off #4: that attitude that girls get when they THINK they look good and act like it. gah!
What's the best kiss you've ever had: dont wanna talk about it, but it is NOT the one i had this weekend. that shit was WEAK!
What's the longest relationship you've been in: i dont do that
Do you date casually or are you monogamous: casual
How important is sex: important enough where it aint gonna work w/o it
Have you ever been caught: no, to slick for that
What is your stance on PDA's: if you don't have a tight schedule they are excessive
Are you currently available or taken: im always available
If taken, by who... if not, any possibilities?: i'm never taken, but there are some possible borrowers out there
what does he/she look like: she is everything any man could ask for
what's their personality like: like the sun and the moon
How long have you known each other: our whole lives it seems
how did you meet: that fateful day in cabo
Name 3 of your favorite things about this person: listing them
favorite #1: their love of cool things
favorite #2: that cute smile
favorite #3: the fact that she likes me
What's the best date you've ever been on: who knows
Tell us what your ideal date would be like: she pays (jk) um, we go to some cool concert, then hit up some chill spot where we can talk and drink, and laugh, and there's preferably some cool performance going on.
Do you ever want to get married: eventually
How about kids: 6
Do you believe in true love: lord no
aaannnd love at first sight: kinda
Have you ever been cheated on: not really
Ever cheated on someone else: not really
How do you feel about divorce: marriage is forever, so do it once and do it right
What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a loved one: iunno, ask them
What's the meanest thing you've done: geez, where do i start....
Do you still talk to your ex's: not so much
Lets Get totally random now...!
Do you like grilled cheese: yes!
How do marshmellows make you feel: indifferent
Can you cuss in a foreign language: mierde, punto
If you could be animal, what would you be: giant sloth
Do cops make you nervous: yes
Have you ever almost died before: no knock on wood
Describe what your typical family reunions is like: a bunch of food and laughter
Have you ever gone skinnydipping: not yet
Do you talk to strangers: constantly
How much money do you spend on fast food every week: none
What type of soap is currently in you shower: castille
If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be: castille soap?
You are granted 3 wishes... what do you wish for: lets see.....
wish #1: warren buffet cash
wish #2: a date with meagan fox (hottest chick in hollywood)
wish #3: prince of persia esque time bending powers and physical abilities
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: my acne
What would be worst for you, deaf, blind, or paralyzed: paralyzed
Have you ever wanted to beat the crap out of someone: yes
why: for being the way they were
Do you lose socks in the luandry: i have before, it's sooo weird
Do clowns irritate you at all: somewhat
What about old people: old people rock!
How about old clowns: scary
Do you play an instrument: a few
Have you been out of the country: not yet
Have you ever run into a door or a wall before: yes
What are you wearing right now: colthes
What color is your underwear... do they match your socks: flannel, plus i dont match socks to drawers
Can you sit still: not easily
Does silence bother you: shit no
Do you think immigrants to the US should learn some damn English: yes, cause if i emmigrated id have to learn their language
If you could have any superpower, what would it be: i'd have silver surfer powers
What would your superhero name be: person man or midnight
What......'s the greatest smell in the world: fresh baked pastry
What......'s the greatest sound: the human voice
Greatest feeling - physical: warmth
greatest feeling - emotional: joy
Most wonderful sight: sunrise
Do you make mistakes: yes
do you regret anything: no
What......'s the wierdest thing you......'ve ever eaten: octopus
Why do monkeys fling poop: to drive people like you away
What type of slippers do you want right now: none
Do you sleep naked: sometimes
How do you feel about being an American: like i can finally exhale
Does time heal everything: no, time is like a scab. it gets better but it isn't quite healed
Have you ever sang the song: que?
Are you afriad to die: i'm afraid to lose life
What would you tell your loved ones if you were dying: im dying, yay! *sarcatically*
Just to finish up... tell us 5 more things. Anything you want to share...
#1: im the thing that goes bump in the night
#2: superman sleeps in drew pajamas
#3: these are thw times we all wished for, a moment to last me so much more
#4: when in doubt, fuck with drew
#5: i shot the deputy
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