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About Me



Call me Francis...

*I write screenplays...
*I write comic books...
*I play music...
*I am a comic book geek...
*I am all about the nerd life...
*I enjoy both low-brow b-movies and high-brow art films...
*I have a sister...
*I don't have a car...
*I am quiet...
*I run a record label...
*I am a total sloth...
*I can't dance even if my life depended on it...

My Interests

music... films... comic books... videogames... art... gum... screenplays...

I'd like to meet:

myself on my deathbed... that'll be sweet and weird at the same time... yes.

Music:



Movies:

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Science Of Sleep, Shoot The Piano Player, Pickup On South Street, Session 9, Storytelling, May, The Prestige, Pan's Labyrinth, Kafka, Mulholland Dr.,Clerks 1 and 2, This Film Is Not Yet Rated, King Of New York, Boondock Saints, The Game, A Better Tomorrow, A Better Tomorrow 2 (about to watch ABT 3), Sympathy For Lady Vengeance, The Killer, SPL, Election (the Johnnie To one), Reservoir Dogs, Battle Royale, Pulp Fiction, Requiem For A Dream, Un Chien Andalou,Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Amores Perros, Cannibal! The Musical,Thumbsucker Waking Life, Ran, Rashomon, Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, This Is Spinal Tap,The Chumscrubber, Gummo, Kids, Audition, 3-Iron, Me, And You, And Everone We Know, Fargo, Amadeus, Gone With The Wind, From Dusk Till Dawn, Memento, Irreversible, Donnie Darko, Cinema Paradiso, Infernal Affairs, Hard Boiled, Shoot 'Em Up, No Country For Old Men, Dead Or Alive 1,2, and 3 (Takashi Miike), Control, The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Kairo, 2ldk, Electric Dragon 80,000V, Juno, Bowling For Columbine, High Fidelity, Reality Bites, The Nines, Infernal Affairs (1 and 2... have yet to see 3), Karate Kiba, Sister Streetfighter, Riki-Oh, Inside, Die Hard, Funny Games
hmmmm....

Television:

Oh Mikey!, The Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, World Poker Tour, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mythbusters, American Chopper, The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, Late Night w/ Conan O' Brien, House, The Sopranos, Firefly, CSI, OZ, FRIENDS, Deadwood, Undeclared (thanks to Shinji), LOST, Heroes, THE WIRE, Attack of The Show, Flight of The Conchords, Ergo Proxy

Books:

Ned Vizzini's Be More Chill, Chuck Pahlaniuk's Haunted, Fight Club, David Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day, Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Good Omens By Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh, Hunter S. Thompson's Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer, Top 10, The Watchmen, Automatic Kafka, Y: The Last Man, Runaways, 1602, the Sin City comic books, Preacher, 300, 30 Days Of Night, Fables, The Walking Dead, V For Vendetta,The Invisibles, Sandman, Batman: The Killing Joke...

Heroes:

Kiyoshi Kurosawa, Seijun Suzuki, Takashi Miike,David Lynch, Todd Solondz, John Woo, Johnnie To, Donnie Yen, Akira Kurosawa, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Harmony Korine, Larry Clark, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, Frank Miller, Omar Rodriguez Lopez, Teppei Teranishi, Jimi Hendrix, Claudio Sanchez, Alan Moore, Mark Millar, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Brian K. Vaughan,Brian Michael Bendis, Brian Azzarello, Spider Jerusalem, John Constantine, Jesse Custer, Yorick Brown, Automatic Kafka

My Blog

Fun With Chuck Norris: Part 1

1. Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. 2. The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris. 3. He, who laughs last, la...
Posted by expletives are the fucking shit on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

It's My Frickin' Birthday Yesterday

Yay, it's my birthday yesterday... I had lots of fun this week so here I am telling you all about it... THE FOLLOWING TOOK PLACE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5, BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND ...
Posted by expletives are the fucking shit on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST

I Found A New Way To Make My Hair Look Crappy...

The title says it all... I just parted it down the middle... and, I don't know... it looks ok to me/
Posted by expletives are the fucking shit on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

I Suck At Being Photographed

I suck at being photographed... in some of my pics, I look like a retard(no offense to retards)... my low self esteem is kicking in again...   note to self: lose some weight
Posted by expletives are the fucking shit on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:35:00 PST

hot damn....

I just got back from Kristina's Birthday Party... and I'm drunk   ahihihihihihihihihihihihihi........   drunk as a blind bat inside a cave full of alcohol...   and I don't kno...
Posted by expletives are the fucking shit on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:59:00 PST

Sadomasochism Is The Trend Nowadays

  SADOMASOCHISM IS THE TREND NOWADAYS "Is it sadistic of me if I want to see you cry? I just want to be there to wipe your tears away..." That's the kind of bullshit you don't buy ...
Posted by expletives are the fucking shit on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST