Comedy, Music, Movies, Books, Reading, Collecting Books, Rearranging My Bookshelf, Amazon.com (the book section), Grammar, Foreign Languages, Dungeons and Dragons, The Occult, Religion, Astro Physics, Quantum Physics, Philosophy, Bowling, Golf, The Tarot, Magic, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Wrestling, Shakespeare, Travel, Fencing, did I mention Books...?
Everyone, especially William Shakespeare.
Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Sublime, David Bowie, Elvis, Jose Alfredo Jimenez, Falling Tower, Van Morrison, KRS-ONE, Wu Tang Clan, Black Sabbath, Mana, Buena Vista Social Club, Cake, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, Eminem, Gypsy Kings, Syd Barrett, Aerosmith, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, Guns 'n' Roses, My New Life, Scorpians, Journey, Wagner, Bob Marley, Shakira, B.B. King, Queen, Ramones, Vicente Fernandez, Manu Chao, Beastie Boys, Spinal Tap, NOFX, Tom Petty, Simon and Garfunkel, Jethro Tull, Iron Maiden, The Mars Volta, Beach Boys, Absolute Beginners, Billy Joel, Huey Lewis and the News, Dire Straits, El Gran Silencio, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Frank Sinatra, Neil Diamond, Molotov, Muse, Outkast, Otis Redding, Ozzy, Rolling Stones, Run DMC, Samy Deluxe, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Offspring, Tenacious D, The Who, Toadies, Weezer, Willie Nelson, Plus many, many more.
Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Pink Floyd The Wall, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, I Heart Hukabees, Mallrats, Clerks, etc..., Harry Potter, Monty Python (all of 'em), Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Anything with Bill Murray, Anything with Steve Martin, Anything with Ben Stiller, Anything with Adam Sandler, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Ali G in da House, Run Lola Run, Matrix, Logan's Run, Run Ronnie Run, Guys and Dolls, Bill and Ted's..., South Park, Anything by Mel Brooks, What The Bleep Do We Know?, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Aristocrats, The Comedians of Comedy, Anything by The Marx Brothers, The Sound of Music, One Crazy Summer, Darby O'Gill and the Little People, The Last Starfighter, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine, Peewee's Big Adventure, Goonies, Dune, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Fifth Element, Le Femme Nikita, The Professional, Clash of the Titans, Excalibur, The Princess Bride, Willow, Labyrinth, Anything by Terry Gilliam, Anything with Patrick Stewart, Any modern rendition of Shakespeare, Super Troopers, Little Shop of Horrors, and many, many more.
The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Mr. Show, Da Ali G Show, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Chappelle's Show, Wrestling, Football, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Friends, South Park, Arrested Development, Comedy Central Presents, Good Eats, Robot Chicken, Science Channel, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Saturday Night Live, Conan O'Brien. I hate all reality shows; they are the lamest, most intelligence sapping crap to ever be put on television. Oh shit, can't forget the Whose Line is it Anyway! That show kicks ass! I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!
Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, anything by Stephan King but especially the Dark Tower series, anything by Terry Brooks with ...of Shannara in the title, Shakespeare, T.S. Eliot, Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Homer, Dante, Virgil, Grimm's Fairy Tales, anything about the Occult or Magic or Spells etc., Cold Mountain, The Republic, The Da Vinci Code, A Wrinkle in Time and subsequent books by Madeline L'Engle, anything about religion or spirituality or philosophy, Morte D'Arthur, Greek Drama, Beowulf, The Beak of the Finch, Ender's Game, anything about foreign languages, and many, many, many, many, many, many more.
Mike Myers, Christopher Guest, Bill Murray, Albert Einstein, William Shakespeare, Bob Saget, Stephen King, The Brothers Grimm (the real ones), Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Dante, Horse-taming Hector, Wes Anderson, Kevin Smith, Yoda