One Final Thought on Gay Rights |
This letter was written to someone whose religion had blinded them to seeing things anyway but theirs. His statements infuriated me, and I thought I should share my response to him with all of y...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:28:00 GMT |
If Prop 8 Passes, I’m Getting Married! |
That's right! I can't wait to get all up in that traditional marriage shit! Because if gays can't get married, welp... at least I can! Let me tell you about MY marriage: First of all, I'm an atheist...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:49:00 GMT |
What do YOU think... is Sarah Palin’s favorite sexual position? |
What do you think is Sarah Palin's favorite sexual position? Missionary Doggie Style Jack-Hammer Chili-Dog Dirty Sanchez Hot Carl Pile Driver Reverse Cowgirl DVDA Retrograde Wheelbarrow(View Results)C...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:40:00 GMT |
Im Sorry... But You Disgust Me |
I was recently asked to join an internet group which really surprised me. A person I went to high school with asked me to join a group called "Vote Yes on Prop 8". For those of you unfamil...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:09:00 GMT |
An Ode to Valentine’s Day |
Ah Valentine's Day. Birds are singing, love is in the air, Cupid is up above showering the world with his love arrows... well love arrows for some, for the rest of us: flaming heat seeking arrow...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:07:00 GMT |
Small American Flags |
I'm looking for a prop... not just any prop. This particular prop i'm looking for is to be used symbolically and ironically in some promo pictures I will be getting done this weekend. What is the prop...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:13:00 GMT |
Racism and Sports |
Before you read this it is important that you know that this piece is meant to be performed... as it will be at the Comedy Co-Op open mic by yours truly. Feedback is much appreciated!And now... ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:17:00 GMT |
To All My Friends |
I fucking love you. Let's get that one thing straight first and foremost. I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS AND GIRLS... To the people that are still in my life and I still talk to or see regularly, you're a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:50:00 GMT |
Why I hate sundays |
Hunter S. Thompson was so right about sundays...they are such bullshit. In Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (the book, NOT the movie) he tells about how all he wants to do is have a nice lobster l...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 19:09:00 GMT |
READ THIS, DO THIS |
HEY! SERIOUSLY! EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA
WE HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD! IF YOU BELIEVE THAT MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGALIZED, THERE IS A CHANCE FOR IT TO COME TO CALIFORNIA! CLICK HERE A...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
