what makes me think the way i do
I wanna a three way steel ladder cage thumbtack match against Fozzy fuckin Bear and the Hamburglar. I will be fully dressed in my Ultimate Warrior make up and wrist bands.
I like the ringtones of other peoples cell phones. Especially at the movies.
horror and comedy
whatever i can get on 4 channels
Patrick MacManus Thomas Harris JK Rowlings
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101 THINGS ABOUT ME
A LITTLE BASICS
NAME: Satyr
BIRTHDATE: old
BIRTHPLACE: MI
EYE COLOR: Green
HAIR COLOR: Was black but California lightened it
WEIGHT AND HEIGHT: 5'9'' 190
MOTHER AND FATHERS NAME: Mark and Mary
ETHNICITY: Im german and Polish which makes me a "germpole"?
CURRENT
CURRENT LOCATION: Ashton, The rapidly expanding city of...
WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY WEARING?: two shirts cuz Im cold as fuck. Shorts cuz I still think Im in San Diego. Nightmare before Xmas slippers
WHAT IS YOU CURRENT THOUGHT?: How everyone sucks. No one in this state gives two shits that you fight a war until someone they know dies and then they bandwagon.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR CURRENT PRESIDENT?: Hes my Commanding Officer. I get no say
WHO DO YOU CURRENTLY LIKE?: Captain Morgan
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE: Captain and Pepsi?
FAVORITE FOOD: whatever I can eat that isnt an MRE
FAVORITE DRINK: alcohol (Im a sailor)
FAVORITE SNACK: alcohol(Im a veteran)
FAVORITE RESTAURANT: my kitchen
FAVORITE SPORT: Hockey, stupid question... LNAH!!!
FAVORITE SONG: too loaded of a question
FAVORITE MESSENGER: Yahoo
SCREENNAME: ask me
FAVORITE COLOR: purple and forest green
FAVORITE LETTER: Q - I play a lot of Scrabble and it gets me points
FAVORITE NUMBER: 13 or 14
FAVORITE ANIMAL: My kittens
CANDY: not a candy guy
PEPSI OR COKE: Pepsi
FAVORITE MIXED DRINK: Captains and Pepsi
PHONE NUMBER: youre kidding right?
BEDTIME: I actually dont have a sleep schedule
CLOTHES: Uniform
CURRENT HAIR STYLE: ridiculous but still in military standards
MAKEUP: only when I drank too much Captains???
SINGLE OR TAKEN: ask me and Ill tell the story
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 4 years
SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP: 8 months
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP: LOCK AND LOAD
MOST MISSED MEMORY: My grandfather or my siblings
FEARS: Just being alone scares me
GOALS(FOR THIS YEAR): stay alive!
BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: eyes and lips but Im fuuugggg
HAVE YOU EVER
LIED TO SOMEONE: certainly. You all have
HURT SOMEONE: I played hockey, does that count?
EVER BEEN IN LOVE: uh YEAH
EVER CHEATED: uh NO. whats the point of commitment?
EVER BEEN CHEATED ON: oh Im sure of it. They dont know I know
EVER LIED: repeating question
STOLE: oh shit yeah
BEAT SOMEONE UP: I said i played hockey eh?
BEEN BEATEN UP: once again, HOCKEY. You will lose some.
EVER DRANK: currently I am
SMOKE: smoke what?
DO DRUGS: pleading the 5th
EVER TRY A SPLIT: whats a split? banana? yes
TRIED A CARTWHEEL: yeah when I was like fuckin 7
ACTUALLY DO A CARTWHEEL: " " " " "
TRIED TO ACT PERFECT: no
DO A HANDSTAND: yes
EVER GET TOTALLY WASTED YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT NIGHT: Ive never actually forgot everything but tried
SKINNY DIPPED: oh man,... yeah
GET DETENTION: whats that?
BEEN EXPELLED: no
KISSED/HUGGED SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: um yeah
KISSED/HUGGED SOMEONE SAME SEX: hugged my dad
HAD A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: yes
HAD INTERCOURSE SOMEONE OPPOSITE SEX: yes
HOW ABOUT SAME SEX: no
LOVED SOMEONE: you asked this allready
HAD SOMEONE LOVE YOU BUT YOU DIDNT LOVE THEM: yes
RANDOM
CURRENTLY GO TO SCHOOL: no Im still enlisted, college kids dont know what that means
WHERE AT: Does it matter
BEEN TO THE MALL LATELY: To watch morons and their kids hell yes
DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: I love them. It dont rain in SoCal
FAVORITE SEASON: Fall
FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Veterans day, Memorial Day
DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: no
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: In a hail of gun fire
TELL ME 5 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
RANDOM: Im confident in me but scared
RANDOM: I dont understand a lot of people
RANDOM: I think peoples head shapes are funny
RANDOM: I am secretly a chef
RANDOM: I had a dream the other night I puked
IN A GUY/GIRL
HAIR COLOR: dont matter
EYE COLOR: dont matter
BODY TYPE: dont matter
SHORT OR LONG HAIR,SHAVEN,ETC..: skip this one
HEIGHT: dont matter
WEIGHT: Nothing more than a winter or coat
LOOKS OR PERSONALITY: Personality, dumb question
LOVE OR MONEY: money i can live without love
MUSCULAR OR SKINNY: skip this one
ARE YOU CURRENTLY WITH SOMEONE: whos asking? did she? ask her if she is with someone or two.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM: wouldnt matter what Id say cuz it dont matter what I do
TELL ME ONE THING ABOUT THAT PERSON: hypocrite and ignorant. Expects everything and gives nothing.
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