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Lyndsey

and she was all....so i was all...

About Me

i get myself into situations i don't understand, i am no good with money, i like to color, me and my celly-yo are bff's, i like toddy and tequila, i don't spell so hot, i spit, swear and fight...without the spitting part, i'm part hippy part yuppie part corperate scum and part silly bitch (but mostly the bitch part), i like-but never take-naps, i have more socks and underwear than i could ever possibly need, t-shirts rock my world, i change my profile song damn near daily.

My Interests

I &hearts cheese, Fat Tire, sleep, getting shit done, friends, pin stripes, perfectly sunny days, wife beaters(the typical white tank top not misogynistic redneck men with anger issues), sand in between my toes (but certianly not in my ass crack, that's why I never sit on the beach)

I'd like to meet:

the world needs more love, but i am not the person to give it.

Music:

taking back sunday♥ bob marley♥ sublime♥ rufio♥ the postal service♥ modest mouse♥ jack johnson♥ j5♥ stevie ray vaughn♥ reel big fish♥ liz phair♥ le tigre♥ blink 182♥ jimmy eat world♥ the grateful dead♥ flogging molly♥ leonard cohen♥ the cure♥ yellowcard♥ bright eyes♥ shakira♥ saves the day♥ violent femmes♥ social distortion♥ radiohead♥ weezer♥ oasis♥ fleetwood mac♥ they might be giants♥ david bowie♥ gorillaz♥ aesop rock♥ bloodhound gang♥ dashboard confessional♥ the crystal method♥ outkast♥ the rolling stones♥ gym class heros♥ amy winehouse♥ matt & kim ♥ regina specktor♥ fergie♥ say anything♥ the gossip♥ tegan and sara♥ hot chip♥ peaches♥ nelly furtado♥

Movies:

Fight club, the wedding singer, to wong foo, van wilder, the 40 year old virgin, the butterfly effect, dr. strangelove, fear and loathing, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, breakfast at tiffany's, charade, boondock saints, love actually, sin city, anchorman, tank girl, party monster, love song for bobby long, imagine me and you, d.e.b.s, stick it, finding nemo, the big lebowski, hackers, cool hand luke, lucky number slevin, the departed....

Television:

Nip Tuck is like herion. Project Runway is like crack. Top Chef is like meth. I am a t.v junkie

Books:

I am reading: The Story of B

Heroes:

My Mom. she should be working for N.A.S.A

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My Blog

other types of discourse unmentioned

sometimes it seems like there is a big pink elephant in the room that only i can see and only i cannot talk about because i'm the only one who can see it. it makes me feel crazy and write cliches. som...
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

FWB

i've always believed that everything happens for a reason...now i'm just confused as to the reasoning...
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:30:00 PST

Depressing and Beautiful

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Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

Hollywood has perverted my idea of love

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Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

You're jealous don't lie:

..> SOC 450 002SOCIAL INEQUALITY3.00 RUBINSON   ..> MWF 0200PM-0250PM S SCI 222 ..>  LAT 101 006ELEMENTARY LATIN I4.00    ..> MTWR 0100PM-0150PM M LNG 214...
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

news flash. OTHER PEOPLE EXIST.

i am so fucking tired of blonde bimbo bitches that feel the need to walk 3 deep across the sidewalk. heaven forbid they move over so that other people can walk by. i swear to all that is holy in this ...
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:31:00 PST

Some people just make me happy;

I saw him this weekend and giggled...a lot....
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

True enough:

 "It's better to have your enemies inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in." -Lyndon Johnson ...
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

Indian Version of Thriller...Not To Be Missed!

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Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST

This may REALLY offend you.

I have been in a bit of a "fuck society and how it always tells me who I should be" kind of mood lately so I thought I'd share someone who bends ideas of all sorts in a very major way. This web site i...
Posted by &clubs Lyndsey &clubs Dyan &clubs on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST