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Kaptein Norge

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

About Me

Not a whole lot that I can say about myself. I'm a giant comic and movie geek so I know a lot of stuff that will never help me later in life. But that's ok because I have the most wonderful girlfriend in the world, Beven. She deals with all my shit and I love her for it.Your results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Spider-Man 80% Robin 60% Supergirl 60% The Flash 55% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 45% Green Lantern 45% Hulk 40% Catwoman 35% Batman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your Personality Is
Guardian (SJ)
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them! The Three Question Personality Test

My Interests

My son, movies, comics, Warhammer 40K, RPing World of Darkness, and just hanging out with friends

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee, William Shatner, Adam West, Jessica Alba, Christopher Walken, Daniel Craig, Frank Miller, Summer Glau (check), Geoff Johns, Ethan Van Sciver (check), and someone who can answer all of my questions.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Breaking Benjamin, Children of Bodom, Dethklok, Gnarls Barkley, Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz, Halo soundtrack, Halo 2 soundtrack, Hans Zimmer, Incubus, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, Jimi Hendrix, Linkin Park, Losing Anna, Michelle Branch, Nine Inch Nails, Nuttin' But Stringz, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Systolic, The Bloodhound Gang, The Servant, Weezer

Movies:

Transformers, Equilibrium, Lady in the Water, Snakes on a Plane, Borat, Night Watch, Serenity, Running Sacred, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, X-Men movies, Spider-Man movies, Daredevil, Hellboy, Punisher, V for Vendetta, Monty Python, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Kung Pow, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Star Wars, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Batman Begins, Fantastic Four, The Lord of the Rings, Black Hawk Down, Sin City, and Kevin Smith movies.

Television:

Flash Gordon, Ninja Warrior, Heroes, Firefly, Samurai 7, Smallville, Entourage, Family Guy, Justice League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rescue Me, [Adult Swim], Bleach, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop

Books:

The Fall of Reach, Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore, Harry Potter Books, Anita Blake series by Laurel K. Hamilton, and bunch of comics (I don't care what you say, comics are books)

Heroes:

Real People: Sun Tzu, Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, and all of the other people that do the things that I wish I could do.
Not so real people: L, Green Lantern, Thor, and Spider-Man

My Blog

Death of a Legend

Well, I was in a wreck on Friday and my van was totaled.  That's about it.  Pics are posted with the rest of my pictures.
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

This really bugs me.

    So,  for those of you who haven't heard or maybe not care I have suffered a loss over the last week.  Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, was gunned down outside of a court...
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

Forever Indebted

I have to thank Ryan for introducing me to this, www.questionablecontent.com. It is made of internet and win.  That is all.
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

Have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?

Quarter's just starting and already I'm stressed out.  I just start thinking about everything is and how its going to be.  If you would have told me I'd be in this position a year ago I woul...
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST

Deeps thoughts from my religion...

I stumbled upon these yesterday.We are responsible for each other. That's part of being human -- isn't it? - RobinMay God protect us -- from guys who do the right thing. - Jim WilsonWhat you say is re...
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST

Hmmmm

So myspace has choosen a cat theme for my current mood thingy.  How do I change this?  Can anyone else see this?  Any help would be great.
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

I was wrong.

Until tonight I hated/disliked all country music.  I've now narrowed that down to just guy country music.  I saw The Wreckers tonight I really enjoyed it.  So apparently I was wrong.&nb...
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST

A really cool movie.

Hard Candy.  Its crazy.
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

This day is getting better by the moment.

Too happy to form coherant thoughts.This made me have a joygasm.
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

I should get a raise.

So, apparently I'm the only person at Lowe's capable of picking up something moderatly heavy and pushing a buggy.  During my shift, I answered every code 50 (someone needs help getting something ...
Posted by Kaptein Norge on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST