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About Me

Hi, I'm Joe and you're not. Wow, that was mean. No it wasn't. Stop being so condescending. Condescending? What the hell are you talking about? Your tone and demeanor. Demeanor? Do you even know what that means. No...but it sounded good right. Well...yeah, you know...yeah, it did. Thank you. No, thank you.Wow, that was weird, huh? Name's Joe...like I said before. I'm currently located in Austin, which is located in Travis county, which is located in Texas, which is located America, which is located in North America, which is located in Earth, which is located in the Milky Way Galaxy...and so on and so on.I'm working my way back to Colorado which I consider more of my home. By "working" I mean sitting on my ass and hoping that some money comes my way. So, yeah...that's going well. Actually, it's not. But, I'll get there. Give me time. I'm actually going back for two reasons. They know who they are. See ya soon!

My Interests

Rock Band is God to me now. I know no other. This game completely consumes my life as of now. It's made me get into music even more so then I was before. Plus, I'm jonesing to get me a drum set soon. Other than that, I likes my comedy...other forms of gaming...TV..movies...the normal stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I'd still like to meet George Carlin. I say "still" because it used to be my first pick before I updated and well it "still" remains my first pick. He's pretty close to dying though so, that probably won't happen. Of course, if he does die...I'll update this as soon as possible. Other than him, I don't know...lots of people I guess. Comedians mostly. See, that's my thing...comedy. I'm a fan of it. So, that concludes this section. Wow, that was pretty formal. Yeah, well, shut up...get off my back. You get off my back! No. Well, okay then. Moving on...

Music:

Well, let's see here... Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Bad Religion, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bruce Springsteen, The Cars, Chicago, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Cream, Creed, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Dire Straits, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, The Eagles, Evanescence, The Everly Brothers, Faith No More, Foghat, George Thorogood, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns 'N Roses, The Hives, Hootie and the Blowfish, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jefferson Airplane, Jane's Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, Journey, Kansas, The Kinks, Kiss, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Matchbox 20, Metallica, Molly Hatchet, Motorhead, Nickelback, Night Ranger, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, The Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Poison, The Police, Queen, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REO Speedwagon, The Rolling Stones, Rob Zombie, Rush, Santana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Asylum, Soundgarden, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Stone Temple Pilots, Styx, Sublime, System of a Down, Tears for Fears, Tenacious D, Third Eye Blind, Three Dog Night, The Toadies, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Twisted Sister, U2, Velvet Revolver, Weezer, White Zombie, The White Stripes, The Who, Wolfmother, ZZ Top...and that's just about it...I think.

Movies:

I like movies. Wow, you give them all that for music and then just say "I like movies"... Yeah, so. So, work a little bit for it. Well, I'm tired from the the music section. Whatever, hippy...get a haircut. Wow...what? Nothing.

Television:

Big fan of Cheap Seats. I like My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs...animated stuff like Family Guy and the Simpsons. That's really about it.

Books:

Books really ain't my thing. Yeah, it shows.

Heroes:

Check back later. Might have a few but, not really right now can I think of any. Wow...that made sense...not really...oh well.

My Blog

A Quite Nerdly Thing To Do...

So, as most of you know, Rock Band pretty much consumes my life...or lack there of. Either way, I'm pretty proud of how good I've gotten at it. I just thought I'd pop on here and show off ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:46:00 PST

Taxes and Ebay

I hope you all remembered to pay your taxes. If you didn't, just put the date on your payment as "Some time last week." The federal government has a great sense of humor and they'll totally let you sl...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

Not really a blog...just a good quote you should think about...

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be bri...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

Im Back (Quick Statement)

All right, well...as some of you may know, I was out of town for a few days but, I’m back. So, I have access to the computer and phone and what not. No, I didn’t enjoy myself m...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:13:00 PST

This is a real blog...promise.

Wow...this is my first real blog entry since September. That’s crazy. I really should try to keep up with this damn thing but, I feel maybe not everyone wants to hear all the crap I ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

Live from Austin

Hey, all. Man, it's been awhile since I typed a blog. I've just been really busy...so, please accept my apologies. So, here's the update:I finally got all moved in here in Austin.&nb...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:41:00 PST

My 2 Week Hiatus

So...here's the deal, guys...and girls...and transexuals (Brad)....I'm going to be moving to Austin here over the next couple of weeks. I start work Monday and I'll be staying in a motel until t...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:18:00 PST

A short, congratutory message to the Farrands

I just wanted to say congratulations to my buddies, the Farrand bunch, for their new bundle of joy, Cienna Lynn. I'm glad that through all the complications, there's a healthy baby girl that's n...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

Empty Silence

I've been around for a while, a quarter of a century to be exact, and I've come to realize a lot of things. People will use you to better themselves. Life is unfair and worth losing. ...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:34:00 PST

Update

So...it's been awhile since I last posted so, I've got a little bit of catching up to do. For starters, as most of you know, my birthday was last Wednesday. Well, I want to thank everyone ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST