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The Kewl Mom

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About Me


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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Pepsi
Beverage (alc) ? Fuzzy Navel
Color ? purple
Food ? sushi
Item of clothing ? my jammies
Meal of the day ? depend on whats being served
Feature on yourself ? my eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? honesty
Phrase ? You won the lottery
Song ? Depends on my mood
Musical Artist/Band ? Voltaire, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Bif Naked..the list goes on
Sport ? don't watch sports
Movie ? too many to mention
TV Show ? crime shows and medical shows
Radio Station ? I don't listen to the radio anymore
Type of Chocolate ? Dark
Eye Color ? I'd have to say blue becasue Chasz's are, but I also think brown eyes are sexy
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Kiyoke, Nishibi and Manga-the naked rat
Smoke ? shh, it's a secret, I sort of quit, but I cheat
Drink ? socially
Have any piercings ? 6, in various places, more to come
Have any tatoos ? 3 for now I hav several more to be done
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Had sex ? duh! I have 3 kids
Gone streaking ? In my bedroom
Gone skinny dipping ? yep, bathingsuits are overrated
Been to Europe ? nope,but I want to
Been to an island ? Hawaii
Had stitches ? loads of them
Broken any bones ? one
Been stabbed/shot ? nope, thank God
Slept until after 12:00 ? sometimes
Stayed up all night ? sure, who hasnt?
Danced like a whore ? when I'm drunk
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? When I was young and stupid
Turned down a dare ? yes, the idiodic ones
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Chasz
Is the prettiest ? Teri, but they're all pretty
Is the most handsom ?
Is the loudest ? Chasz, again
Is the craziest ? Diana
Is the most shy ?
Is the most loving ? All of them, that' why they're my fiends
Is the most understanding ? I'd have to say Chasz again because he has so much to understand
Is the most boring ? not a fair question
Is the richest ? don'tknow, we don't talk about money like that
Is the most athletic ? Ginny
Is the most cocky ? Chasz
Is the biggest sex icon ? Duh, Chasz
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Hugh
Do you look up to the most ? all of them for different reasons
Do you tell everything to ? Chasz
Has the best clothes ? Courtney
Has the best house ? Norma
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? of course, anything with chocolate is good
Kiss someone of the same sex ? do it all the time
Cheat on someone you love ? never
Run away from home ? no reason to
Lie to your parents ? again, when I was young
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? if it served a greater purpose than the truth
Lie to your best friend ? same answer
Give a homeless person money ? no, never see them when I have money, but I would
Run from the police ? no reason to
Bungee jump ? I'm too big for that
Sky dive ? maybe
Cross dress ? sure
Be an exotic dancer ? If I had the body and the rythem
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? never
Scuba dive ? not any more
Go rock climbing ? used to all the time
Go spulunking (caving) ? if I was in better shape I'd go with my brother Mike
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? his funny stuff is good
Bologna ? GROADDDDDYYYY
Hott ? Chasz
Orange ? icky color, yummy fruit
Real world ? sometimes horrible but you gotta live in it
Fuck ? Chasz
Jack ? off Chasz
Cucumber ? are we still talking about sex?
Hip-Hop ? no sir,I don't like it
Uniform ? I love men in uniform, I married one
UniCORN ! ? Torrie
Rainbow ? are we gay?
Clown ? RUN AAWWAAAYYYY
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My Interests


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My interests are many and varied from science fiction to SCA(which is Society for Creative Anacronism). I enjoy music I have eclectic taste, my all time favorite person is Voltaire (not the philosopher) the artist he's a musician, comic book artist/writer, and he designs toys and tee-shirts, he's also one of the sexiest guys on the planet. I like science fiction, fantasy, horror books and movies, I like to laugh til I cry. I sew all my own costumes for the geeky side of my life, star trek, sci fi conventions as well as SCA events. I'm trying to learn html because this place is soooo boaring. Some one teach me more of this stuff.

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Music:



- Brooks Meredith Lyrics

Like I said Voltaire is my fav. but I also like Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bif Naked, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, Bare Naked Ladies, Queen, Led Zeplin, Aerosmith, Rush, Davinci's Notebook, Flogging Molly. I guuess if I put this in alohabetical order it would make more sense. I said that I had ecclectic tastes. Theres probly alot more I like but can't think of at the moment

Movies:

.. I am Chocolate Flavoured.

I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt. What Flavour Are You?

Television:

I found my rollover effect at pYzam.com , They're awesome!

Books:

My favorite authors are Douglas Adams, Clive Barker, Stephen King and Tracy Hickman & Margaret Weiss. I love reading science fiction/fantasy as well as horror.Star Trek novels and DragonLance books. I've been getting into mysteries and crime novels recently.

Heroes:

This is my honey. My best friend, lover, husband, father of my georgeous children

My Blog

Whats New

Ok Just to update everyone on my new situation. We've moved to colombus I love our new aprtment. Lots of room for friends and parties. The girls are at Westerville school. Torri is drumming in the pit...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:34:00 PST

I'm SOOOO not depressed

OK, it has come to my attention that my last blog was depressing, I don't even remember when I wrote it. So heres the new dope on my life. I have a great new job. Ok not new but I'm not a temp anymore...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST

I'm BAAAAACK

Ok so I'm back online so I can get back to my space,. even thought I wont be doing much except keeping in touch with my beautiful California neices and nephew. I still have the same temp job, still ho...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST

new job

I got a new job!!! I work at Anthem  insurance  as a claims processor. I just strted this week, so far I like it. But I'm happy to be working again. things are looking up...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Sat, 20 May 2006 06:52:00 PST

life sux

I just realized that its been quite some time since I last posted. I don't have much to say. I lost my job and right now my life pretty much sucks, in fact the only reason I have'nt thrown myself in ...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:47:00 PST

NONE

Ok I finally got the tatoo I've been wanting since I lost my mom. I'm happy about it I think it looks awesome, what do you think? Look on my page for the pic...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST

Flying

In just a few day's I will be flying to California to see my family. I'm excited and sad all at the same time. Since my mom has passed away it will be my first Christmas without her. She was the one w...
Posted by The Kewl Mom on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:43:00 PST