Music, Jack Daniels, and red meat. Oh yeah, plus - black hole theories and the lint in my belly-button as well.
Anyone that doesn't suck (except for the obvious applications such as drinking from a straw, playing the harmonica, using certain erotic techniques, etc.)
COSMIC FRIGGEN RAILROAD!!! I guess anything that has some soul and street to it turns me on. Main-stream music is for toe-tappers, if you are a toe-tapper - please go throw yourself off a water tower and quit f'in up music. (Maybe that was too harsh - Ummm... at least try to understand why you like what you like "cuz it's on MTV" isn't a good enough reason!)
Kung Fu anything, Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels, pie (the symbol not the desert), U turn, scarface, coo coo's nest, Easy Rider, the Wall, Pimps up Hos Down, Goodfellas, Slingblade, Fight Club, Old Yeller - you know, all the fundamental goodies.
Too much TV will turn you into a chimpanzee
Anything by Kiosaki, Hunter S. Thompson, Kerouac, Dante, Homer, or Weil - Ooops, can't forget the Dr. Suess
Hugh Heffner, Walter Payton, Charles Darwin (you have to admire anyone who can bullshit the entire planet) Bullwinkle, and Diamond David Lee Roth