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Jim

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About Me


Interior Shell of the Crab Poke Around...carefully. Look under the Rocks... Invite..or Don't. Ranking is F'ing Stupid. Mailroom. Blog O' Crap Favorites...mine, not yours. One for all, all for Forum Group sex. Non-eventful. Games children play. Musically inclined. Top Secret Crap.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, Tom Savini, Adam West, William Shatner, pre-death Peter Sellers, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, Frank Miller, Stanley Kubrick around 1969, Oda Nobunaga, Miyamoto Musashi, Michael Cremo, George Carlin, George Mestral, Da Vinci, Warren Ellis, and Raquel Welch around 1970.

Music:



Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey, Ran, Seven Samurai, Alien, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Jaws, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, Dr. Strangelove;Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Strange Days, Chinatown, Forrest Gump, The Incredibles, Batman Begins, Raiders of the Lost ark, Saving Private Ryan, Gremlins, Planet of the Apes (The Original), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Rocky Horror Picture Show,Run Lola Run,Lord of the Rings Trilogy,Serenity,Hard Candy,Braveheart,40 Year Old Virgin, and Donnie Darko.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica ( Current ), Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Nip/Tuck, FireFly, Iron Chef (Japanese Redub), Dead Like Me, Mythbusters, MXC, Family Guy and Adult Swim. I had Penn and Teller Bullshit listed here at one point, but I discovered what a couple o' jerk-offs those guys are.

Books:

Forbidden Archeology, Confederacy of Dunces, Good Omens,Brain Droppings by George Carlin and American Gods by Neil Gaiman.

Heroes:

Anyone that slept with Raquel Welch in the 70's.Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Catwoman 80% Spider-Man 75% The Flash 70% Iron Man 70% Hulk 70% Supergirl 55% Superman 55% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 40% Batman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

Glad I started young.

Get busy kids!
Posted by Jim on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:30:00 PST

Oh, that’s how it is Pope?

I bet I could knock your ass out in one punch...meet me by the monkey bars punk!
Posted by Jim on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:16:00 PST

Moviescripts

Movie script place
Posted by Jim on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

We will live forever.

Maybe I just need to drink 1,000 times more red wine.
Posted by Jim on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:37:00 PST

List of Demons

Naming conventions for children.
Posted by Jim on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:31:00 PST

How the troops really feel...

Version oneVersion two
Posted by Jim on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST

What religion will cost you...

He gave it all up. He gave up another piece of cake, a fantastic blow job, Guiness, art, literature, science, poetry, nudity, a beautiful woman that smells good sleeping in your bed, a bike ride, fore...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:03:00 PST

Paradise?

Maybe....
Posted by Jim on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:44:00 PST

Believe in God...

...instantly!
Posted by Jim on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:34:00 PST

A new taser video!

Protectors of the public my ass!
Posted by Jim on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST