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About Me

I'm Tony Kneeshaw and i'm an inspired filmmaker. i haven't made a movie yet but i've written several stories that are pretty good. i do have an idea for a movie if i can get a bunch of people to help and act in it. and no i don't do porno. I have a major collection of DVDs and VHSs that i should open up my first video store. lol. i work at McDonald's right now until i can find a better job and in october thru Halloween, i work at Saint Lucifer's Haunted Asylum in Flint. fantasy layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

I like to hang out with friends, go to the mall, go to the movies. i like to drink but not much. i'm not an alcoholic. and if i do get drunk on the off chance, i'm a happy drunk. lol

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet Michael Bay. his movies are awesome.
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Music:

i like anything. i like some country too but not a whole lot.
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Movies:

i have so many movies to list. i love them all. even if their stupid and shouldn't have been a movie in the first place.
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Television:

Married with Children, That 70's Show, The Fresh Prince, Prison Break, Grey's Anatomy, Criss Angel Mindfreak, King of Queens, The Shield, Home Improvement.

Books:

I love Stephen King novels. his movies are good too.

Heroes:

The Late J.C. is my greatest hero of all time. his sacrifice to save us just tells a lot about him. and i would have to say my parents are my heroes as well. because without any of them, i wouldn't be here today.
Name: Tony
Birthdate: July 5th, 1984
Birthplace: Flint, Michigan
Current Location: Flushing, Michigan
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: six foot two and a half.
Weight: 205 lbs of pure muscle
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes i do
Overused Phraze: what the fuck?
FAVORITES
Food: i'm not a real picky eater
Candy: hmmm....candy
Number: 13
Color: anything but pink
Animal: a big one that will eat ur little one.
Drink: pop
Alcohol Drink: rum in coke mixed with a little of mountain dew. yummy.
Bagel: lol thats what u call a seagull that flies over the bay.
Letter: P
Body Part on Opposite sex: boobs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Hot tea or Ice tea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla none
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee. a growing man needs his sugar
Kiss or Hug: both. by gf. both for aunt. none for parents. its awkward
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: a little of both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: nowadays the scary movies have the same story lines. NONE OF IT IS ORIGINAL!!! theres a killer, a guy picks up girl, girl and guy park in the middle of nowhere, they hear a noise, guy checks it out, gets killed, girl gets worried, girl is stupid and gets out too and say "billy? are you there?", girl gets killed. the funniest horror movie is that "ONE MISSED CALL". my god what the hell is this world of filmmaking coming to? a woman crosses the train tracks and heads for the bridge. she knows she's gonna die from a train so she continues crossing the tracks anyways.
Love or Money: both
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i want
Most Missed Memory: friends who passed away in the past
Best phyiscal feature: i am sexy from head to toe
First Thought Waking Up: just another day. god damn it.
Goal for this year: make a movie
Best Friends: on my top friends
Weakness: my gf
Fears: midgets who runs.
Heritage: german, english, polish, scotish
Longest relationship: 3 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:&..39;
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yep
Ever been Drunk: once
Ever been beaten up: bitch please
Ever beaten someone up: yeah but that was before i was a lover not a fighter.
Ever Shoplifted: yeah but i forgot the pack of skittles at the store. DOH!!
Ever Skinny Dipped: no. give me a motivation for doing it and i'll do it.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: technically no one got dumped. it was a break up created by both parties in the event of her going up north for school.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: long
Height: shorter than me
Style: what??
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: really skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a lot. but whats the point in regretting things u done 20 years ago?
What country do you want to Visit: am i paying for this trip? if not, anywhere. i don't care.
How do you want to Die: i would want to die in the middle of time square in new york. i want them to know that they just killed a savior in sexiness.
Been to the Mall Lately: yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah. have u ever played baseball and used a metal bat in a thunderstorm? its electrifying.
Get along with your Parents: yeah.
Health Freak: i smoke cigarettes and sometimes weed. what the hell do u think?
Do you think your Attractive: yes i do. very attractive.
Believe in Yourself: doesn't everybody?
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: oh god yes.
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: yeah. but unlike many people, i know when to say no to American Idol
Want to get Married: yep
Do you want Children: yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: yep. i want my name to live on.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it.
Hate anyone: i don't hate anyone
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My Blog

What some guy said about Saint Lucifer’s Haunted Asylum last year

GRAND BLANC TWP. -- When a sweaty teenager with broken eyeglasses nearly collided with me as I waited in the ticket line, I should have known that St. Lucifer's Haunted Asylum was not for me. The tee...
Posted by Tony" on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:11:00 PST

Saint Lucifer’s Part III

As the Supervisor heads for his office to call for police, the mentals are figuring out a way to get out. as the mentals goes elsewhere trying to find something to use for weapons and killing things, ...
Posted by Tony" on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:20:00 PST

Steps on how to enter a non-heated pool for the summer and summers ahead!!

If you have a non-heated pool, and u just opened it for the summer, follow the tips on how to enter a pool thats not heated. Tony Kneeshaw style!!! you may find me crazy for telling you this but if u ...
Posted by Tony" on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST

Saint Lucifer’s Part II

The big guy with the chainsaw slammed the chainsaw through the rookie doctor and lifted him in the air to see him dangle for dear life. as he slowly dies, all the mentals gets so excited and start swa...
Posted by Tony" on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

Saint Lucifers Asylum from my point of view.

in 1974 before it was closed for good, Saint Lucifer's Asylum was one of the best Mental Asylums ever in the country. The patients there were treated nicely and was well nourished. There were differe...
Posted by Tony" on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:59:00 PST

Tony Kneeshaw’s Top Ten Most Gay Things In the World

The Following is the Top 10 Countdown to the Gayest Fucking thing in the world. Starting with number 10. 10: When you work at the haunted house and u see people go the wrong way and u have to stop wha...
Posted by Tony" on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

What i will do and what you should do and what will happen if i was your President

this is list of things that i would do if i was ur president. and things to do when i am ur president1. i would lower the gas price to a quarter.2. everyone has a right to express themselve even when ...
Posted by Tony" on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

Usless but a fact.

Hewlett Packard's first product was an automatic urinal flusher.All of David Letterman's suits are custom made; there are no creases in his suit trousers.Cranberry Jell-O is the only flavor that conta...
Posted by Tony" on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

my bike ride to flushing!! which ended up in total embarrassment.

I was riding my bike to Flushing and this was the funniest shit that ever happend to me. and before i rode my bike, i had pants on. not shorts. i should have worn shorts but when i rode to flushing it...
Posted by Tony" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:27:00 PST

mcdonalds and fat people who still scarve their mouth with their food.

.. was work..ng at Mcd's one day and .. had a headset on. .. heard a man ordered 20 double cheeseburgers, 8 b..g macs, 5 f..sh f..lets, 3 large fr..es and 2 d..et coke. at f..rst ..'m l..ke "..s th..s...
Posted by Tony" on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST