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About Me

Well i dont know what i should say here but ima wing it. haha! The name is ryan. Im big into GOOD music and movies, they also have be good movie. I drive a Black 2001 Monte Carlo SS, which is my number one baby again. Anything else you wanna know just message me and ill tell you, there isnt any reason to be shy. Peace! AIM - diskgolfer54069I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4


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Your Birthdate: October 4
You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined.
Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation.
Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you.
You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively.
Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics
Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness
Your power color: Navy blue
Your power symbol: Shield
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
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My Interests

frisbe golf, driving, drinking, breathing, bowling, shooting pool and shooting rifles, video games, hangin out with the homies and cant forget texas hold'em

SNL-hot dogs

Add to My Profile | More Videos The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan Forrest
Birthday: October 4, 1985
Birthplace: Woodridge
Current Location: Romeoville
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: italian, irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC
Your Weakness: My sac
Your Fears: fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: yea ill take a pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: theres people who still use messangers
Thoughts First Waking Up: can i go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember to many drinks
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: dates? lets go back to my room already
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: all the fuckin time
Do you Sing: yea
Do you Shower Daily: who doesnt?
Have you Been in Love: i dunno
Do you want to go to College: sometime
Do you want to get Married: yea sure why not
Do you belive in yourself: all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: only when im wasted
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: ehh.....
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute! lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea a few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: if swear if i have to answer no to one more....
In the past month have you been Dumped: ... god damnit NO!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO NO NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea your moms anal virginity
Ever been Drunk: cant remember to many drink
Ever been called a Tease: once
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: so many ways so hard to pick just one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: somebody old
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color
Favourite Hair Color: blonde and brunette
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: depends
Number of Drugs I have taken: doesnt matter
Number of CDs I own: more than i can count on fingers and toes
Number of Piercings: nipple and clit peircings lol
Number of Tattoos: doesnt matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

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Music:

Ill listen to damn near everything type of music, but polka and country. Mudvayne!!!

Movies:

Im a movie fanatic! casino, scarface, godfather, old school, oceans eleven and twelve, half baked, boondock saints, clock work orange, italian job( new and old), good fellas, just to name a few.

Television:

Yes i own one, but i watch many of them.

Books:

I havent read a book since High School

Heroes:

You mean those fags in tights? I have no heroes

My Blog

changes

I find myeself dragging my feet lately, Im not totally sure why. But i know this, the things that once mattered to me dont really matter to me as much as they used to... alot of things have become uni...
Posted by Chief MackDaniels on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

This is how i will die

ryan: At age 78, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Posted by Chief MackDaniels on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

white pride

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a...
Posted by Chief MackDaniels on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST