Anal Avenger - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Asshole.. plain n simple.

My Interests

Most usually, illegal things. Not that I'm drawn to only such things.. it just happens to work out that way.

I'd like to meet:

Myself face to face. I'd like to see if I could really stand myself or not.

Music:

AIC, Anthrax, Toshiro Masuda, Tool, Mr. Bungle, Johann Sebastian, Gorillaz, RATM, Iron Maiden/Dickinson, Pantera, Black Label Society, Sabbath, NIN, Wolfgang Amadeus, Lamb of God, , Sepultura, Vivaldi, Yoko Kanno

Movies:

FFVII-Advent Children, Big Titted Beach Vixens vol. 5 (1-4 were a let down), House of 1K Corpses, Devil's Rejects, ... ok, maybe vol. 4 wasn't that bad after all, Space Balls, MP - Quest for the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Harold and Kumar, Grave of Fireflies, From Hell

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Stargate (all flavors), Moral-fuckin-Orel bitch!, Venture Brothers, cool shit on the History channel, Discovery, TLC, I-Ron Chef, Good Eats, 30-mad-minute Meals, MP's Flying Circus, Anime galore, ur mom's homemade porn

Books:

Sword of Truth series (Terry Goodkind), The Belgariad (David Eddings), Age of Reason (Thomas Paine), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Ghost i.t. Shell.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks

My Blog

And on the 7th day.. he took a nap

Well as some of you may already know, they took the took the bait. I have now ever-o-so ungraciously joined the ranks of the unemployed. Huzzaah! ...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Line in the Sand

There's not much of a lead-in I can give to this one. Basically it's an e-mail I just sent out to my 3 immediate bosses. I'm not sure how it will be recieved.. here's to waiting. Oh ...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

Sparkling Wiggles

It's funny when a small child can be more effective at changing something so deeply ingrained in one's psyche more so than an entire states' legislature and civil activist's miserable complaints (see;...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

Music to torture your souls with

Alright, so road-trip time is upon us and one very important aspect of it has to be addressed. Tunes. We're going to be on the road for at least 6 hours at any given time and believe you m...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST

As the Turd Turns

Review time has reared its multi-headed hideosness once again. To give ya'll a little background; I've been working at this dump goin on my 9th year now. The way the review process works is that my...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Reading is good mmmkay

Very few times I actually curse my inability to pay attention. Most times I don't really care enough to regret it later. This isn't one of them. I guess I had it in my head that most canne...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

My own worst enemy

Well, another Halloween come and gone. This year.. was boring as hell. No nothing, no parties, no booze, no missdeeds. I went to try to help a bud of mine and replace some...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

Reflections in a Pool of Pee

The Grid. The Matrix. The fucking Computer. Whatever it is you wanna call it, I've been somewhat free from it for a number of weeks now. Being the speedy individual that I am, ...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST

Musak

In homage of Bessie (the dastardly ride of the grand EP and his Ultima Destroyer), 10 seconds of silence... .... .... .... .... .... .... Talking to Psychoactivist earlier this evening he informed me ...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

Epitaph

goodbye dear friend, our time has passedthe days we shared are done, alaswe ran, we cheered, we drank and swayedplayed pranks and jokes on lovely preymy freezers broke, your home is goneso now you go,...
Posted by Anal Avenger on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST