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ilana

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About Me


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My Interests

SPORTS: football, soccer, wakeboarding, volleyball, snow-shoeing, hiking

FOOD: anything

ALCHOL: beer, gin and sprite, rum and coke

CARS: aston martin, ford, range rover, porsche, nissan avalanche, infiniti, mercedes, bmw, and a lot more


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I'd like to meet:

the love of my life, matt hasselbeck & shaun alexander, Mr. President Bush!...and maybe you."In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Steeler's fans too. Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all went up into the air. however, there was one exception. A little boy named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different... "Because I am not a Steeler's fan" says Timmy. The teacher then asked, "What are you?" Timmy said "I'm a Seahawk's fan." The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan too." The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?" Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."

Music:

-3 doors down-
-311-
-audioslave-
-blue scholars-
-bob marley-
-citizen cope-
-DMB-
-dire straits-
-dispatch-
-elton john-
-evanescence-
-eve 6-
-everlast-
-foo fighters-
-gatsby's american dream-
-gavin degraw-
-green day-
-incubus-
-jack johnson-
-jimi hendrix-
-johnny cash-
-journey-
-kelly clarkson-
-linkin park-
-lit-
-lostprophets-
-mad caddies-
-maroon 5-
-matisyahu-
-milencollin-
-phil collins-
-queen-
-ray lamontagne-
-red hot chilli peppers-
-rjd2-
-sage francis-
-something corporate-
-steve miller band-
-sting (and the police)-
-stone temple pilots-
-sublime-
-subliminal-
-suicide machines-
-survivor-
-third eye blind-
-toby keith-
-tupac-
-weezer-
-and a lot more.

Movies:

anything funny. i LOVE action. nothing scary. not a big romance fan.

Television:

house, law and order, espn, sex and the city, saturday night live, nip/tuck, arrested development, scrubs, the office, family guy, and UFC!!

Books:

harry potter, the lion the witch and the wardrobe, catcher in the rye, almost anything by john steinbeck, the death of a salesman, running with scissors, papillon, the great gatsby, to kill a mockingbird, and an anthropologist on mars.

Heroes:

my family and friends!

RIP Pat Tillman

My Blog

XLI and my buddy's b-day!

superbowl sunday was amazing with my boyz!!! colts win: 29-17. fuck da bears! despite the touchdown in the first 14 seconds of the game, the bears played shitty defense in the 2nd half and the ra...
Posted by ilana on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:17:00 PST

maybe i'm being harsh, but oh well! fuck big ben!

ok so everyone's heard about big ben's recent motorcycle accident, fucking lou! this is what he gets for being the face of the Steeler's Super Bowl XL "victory." 1. doesn't wear a helmet 2. has an exp...
Posted by ilana on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST