I'm an up-and-coming actress. You may have seen me in a few local cult classics such as "Die Jane Die", "Die Jane Die 2: Joe's Return", "I Cut Myself", and "Plastic Dolls from Wal-Mart Gone Wild".A little backstory....March 2003...I was just lounging on my shelf in the crafting dept. of the local Wal Mart in Myrtle Beach when my creators wandered in. They picked me up and stuffed me into a cart along with yellow window paint, red balloons and other odds and ends. While being rang up by the cashier I was held in midair. The cashier began questioning why my two future owners refused to buy me clothes. She quickly got paranoid and continued asking what the girls planned to do with my naked doll body. As to not blow their million dollar movie idea they took me, paid and ran to their rented condo. They quickly got to work on my first film, "Die, Jane, Die."
The movie starred myself and one of my creators in a condo where my ex, Joe the evil clown, had hung me in the shower. And the rest is history.
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?..
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