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beavis

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

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I feel just fine.

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Not even worth reading

  does anyone else think lita ford and anne coulter look like they might be the same person?   ...
Posted by beavis on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:08:00 PST

I don’t know how I feel about this.

I think it's supposed to be anti-war but I think that it  ultimately (and unintentionally) comes across as anti-smurf. Which is a shame because I feel the artistic vision of its creators was lost...
Posted by beavis on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:47:00 PST

follow up blog to the "I’m sexually attracted to my mother blog"

It wasn't easy but I finally had a talk with my mother about my feelings for her.I told her that I loved her, and she told me that she loved me too. I thought to myself, "well this is going to be a ca...
Posted by beavis on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:31:00 PST

Matt had a real sexy party last night.

My work makes me wear this huge chef coats and it makes me feel like a giant weiner.
Posted by beavis on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

Riding your skateboard in a winter jacket is gay

my hands smell like my butt
Posted by beavis on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:25:00 PST

So Embarassing.

I was walking down the aisle of the grocery store tonight, and I was making some pretty rad guitar noises with my mouth. Being 31 and making guitar noises in public is embarassing enough, but I walked...
Posted by beavis on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST

Im going to start putting my hair up in a bun.

NO. I'm just kidding. That's gay.But seriously.... I think I am in love with my mother. Like serious sexual love. I've always knew I had a "thang" for her, but I never acted out on it or tried to "get...
Posted by beavis on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:36:00 PST

WATSON

Goodbye Homeboy...May you come back reincarneted as the King of Lebanon!Love...
Posted by beavis on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST

Stork Nest On A Dead Tree

People used to believe that storks were monogomous, however it is now believed that they just don't like moving out of their nests.And they are mute, so it is difficult for them to break up.Here are a...
Posted by beavis on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:55:00 PST

Portland is depressing the shit out of me today.

I know I've probably posted this same blog like a thousand times, but will somebody please bring me some damn food??? I'm not asking for a lot here. Just some chilli or thai soup. I really don't feel ...
Posted by beavis on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST