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***miss tara***

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Eccentric, fun, intelligent, loyal, honest, silly, hard-working, creative (please fill in several more positive adjectives of your choice)....


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My Interests

anything that involves laughing, learning, happiness, eating, playing, being silly, observing, rainy days, super glue (i have a strange fascination with epoxy), books, being outside (or inside), visual or auditorial stimulation, bright colors, power tools, smiles or sleeping..... but not in any particular order and not necessarily all at the same time<img src="http://ly.fdots.com/cc/c5/959842b0f1cd99a88725f912 d341b758.gif"

I'd like to meet:

those who are in constant pursuit of amassing wealth, knowledge and the wonders of the world whilst incessently and interminably rejoicing in the experience and happiness that they have already known, preferably those who have the skills and desire to share, teach and be taught
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: miss tara
Birthday: june 2 1977
Birthplace: in the hospital
Current Location: at my computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but workin on ambidextrousness daily
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: none yet
Your Weakness: small puppies (i have dreams of stealing other people's)
Your Fears: global warming and paper cuts
Your Perfect Pizza: either fresh mozzarella from pie or joes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to make loyal, honest , fun, smart friends that live nearby
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: did i take a shower last nite or do i gotta do it now?
Your Best Physical Feature: face (ok really my ass but I shouldn't say that)
Your Bedtime: next day wake time minus 7 hours (there is a variable party factor )
Your Most Missed Memory: i seem to miss a lot of my memories... where do they all go?
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds : whichever is closer
Single or Group Dates: never been on a group date..so i guess i can't knock it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: snapple- they say good stuff about people
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla ice cream chocolate cake
Cappuccino or Coffee: yuck yuck yuck
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yeah, fkn swear i don't smoke!
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, with he-man when i was 8
Do you want to go to College: not again
Do you want to get Married: i think so
Do you belive in yourself: well it depends on which philosoper im reading at the moment
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i was a frequent gravitron rider
Do you think you are Attractive: physically yes, magnetically no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: usually
Do you play an Instrument: spoons, water glasses and plastic harmonicas
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you never know what youre sittin on
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not, but i do eat whole boxes of little debbie cakes frequently
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, i prefer my fish cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: im not sure yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: paperclips & tp
Ever been Drunk: i wanted to be but i didn't fit in the glass
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: i plead the fifth
Ever Shoplifted: dont you know that juvenile records are confidential?
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im gonna get bigger?
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: preferably white around the outside
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6'1 and up
Weight: depends on height no? physically fit
Best Clothing Style: fashionable but not too trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: at once? do prescriptions count?
Number of CDs I own: you're welcome to count them yourself, i ain't doin it!
Number of Piercings: two in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't regret my past, bad or good, it makes me who i am

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Music:

anything but country

Movies:

are good, i enjoy them

Television:

i found mine on the street, it works ok but there's a few scratches on the screen GUMBY & TARA

Books:

books are fabulous! I love to read all types and am always open to suggestions. I do particularly like sci-fi though.

Heroes:

are really big sandwiches so i usually only eat half.... so if you're hungry lemme know.. ..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..

Tara

G it mah gun, you lard eatin redneck ... Fetch me a beer!.

G it off mah land, you tobacco spittin' hillbilly ... Bubba!.

I banged yer mom, you buck-toothed critter ... Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!.

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One of 35 hundred Redneck insults by Insult-O-Matic
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My Blog

daily self ass kickin

I’m writing this to remind myself daily: STOP wasting time wanting things you don’t have and worrying about things that aren’t right... and START enjoying life and being thankful for...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:57:00 PST

STRENGTH

True strength is not measured by one’s capacity to control others, but by the ability to control oneself. -miss tarathe ability to control others is the pastime of a cynicwhereasthe ability to ...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:21:00 PST

guilt

GUILT is not an emotion  that someone can impart upon you, It’s the feeling that comes as a consequence to actions you’ve made through either  GREED, ANGER, or NEGLIGENCE....
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:52:00 PST

patience

PATIENCEBe it a virtue Bestowed by the one above As a test of worthiness For the good that will come? Or be it a component Of the devil's scheme Imparted upon those With hone...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST

Beware of Sgt. Pepper

Today I ordered takeout from the diner and they sent along with my food that classic little prepackaged fork/knife/spoon/salt/pepper/napkin collective. I sneezed and had to blow my nose and when I did...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST

TURKEYS OF THANKSGVINGS PAST

This s a great new game I just thunk up. Im very sure Milton Bradley will get it out to you all by next Thanksgiving, but for those of you who just can’t wait, I’ll tell you how to make a ...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:18:00 PST

Regrets....

re·gret  (r---gr--t’)   v.   re·gret·ted, re·gret·ting, re·grets To feel sorry, disappointed, or distressed about.To remember with a feeling of loss or sorrow; mourn...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:58:00 PST

DON'T CHANGE THE WORLD

Get your own life in order before you try to change the world... or even other people's lives for that matter....  it's easier more practical and you won't wind up being called a hypocrite......
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:34:00 PST

somebody else's qoute for once

"He yearned for a new heart mate. He was wise enough to know that no amount of yearning could transform the wrong woman into the right one. Love couldn’t be planned , or manufactured. Love alway...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 06:57:00 PST

gone fishin

I spent the day monday out in the hamptons fishin, sleepin on a boat. Funny thing is by most accounts, the day was a failure. All’s I caught was one little lizard fish that I had to throw back. ...
Posted by ***miss tara*** on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:55:00 PST