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About Me

I hate being bored. I can't stand sitting at home. I've been a small business owner for over eight years now. I have many, many interests and very little free time, so please don't invite me to join in on your hobby. I've never be able to concentrate on just one thing. I'm an atheist and a man of science. I believe in evolution an I'm pro-choice. I'll read just about anything I can get my hands on. I'm not a people person but I'm trying to do better. I hate talking on the phone. Send me an email. I'm not cut out for relationships though I keep finding myself in one. I always get a kick out of slaying cocky teenagers on Xbox Live. I don't draw nearly as much as I used to now that I get paid to do it. I've done work for Coca-Cola, Clear Channel, Coors, the New York Mets, Universal Studios, the MLB AllStar Game, DNA Energy Drink, and numerous other companies. I'm proud of the fact that a ton of my stickers can be found on Abrams tanks and Hovercrafts over in the Gulf War. I'm an Army veteran myself. I may not have served our country for very long due to my severe problem with authority, however I do have great respect for all of our current members of the armed forces. If you support our troops, vote for someone that is willing to bring them home. They never should have been there to begin with.

My Blog

so you want to be a writer

so you want to be a writer if it doesnt come bursting out of youin spite of everything,dont do it.unless it comes unasked out of yourheart and your mind and your mouthand your gut...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:49:00 GMT

Texas DUI Stop

stolen from: http://www.bloggled.com/blog/2008/12/31/dui-texas-style/From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes thistrue story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a b...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:45:00 GMT

20 Strangest News Stories From Florida - 2008

Before they whittle this down into a Top 10 List, I want to share these 20 headlines from bizarre news stories that occurred in 2008. Although hard to believe, these all took place in my home state ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 06:10:00 GMT

Oh! The Places Youll Go!

Oh! The Places You'll Go! by the incomparable Dr. Seuss Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away! You have brains in your head. You have feet in y...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Funny CNN Headline

My friend Tony saw this the other day and gave us a call. It definitely warranted this screenshot.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:49:00 GMT

Not That Stupid: Erica Jong’s Dear John Letter

Dear John McCain:We're not that stupid. Sure it would be nice if the women of America believed that everyone with breasts and a vagina believed in equality. But it ain't so. Women have differing views...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:48:00 GMT

The Fall of the Republican Party as spelled out by Jack Cafferty

NEW YORK (CNN) -- This week the Republicans gather for their convention. For four days, they will labor under the illusion their party is still relevant. It's not.It is entirely fitting that the headl...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:49:00 GMT

The top 10 things you should know about Sarah Palin (John McCain’s VP pick)

1) She is presently under investigation in Alaska for abuse of powerhttp://www.ktva.com/ci_10026165http://voices.washington post.com/washingtonpostinvestigations/2008/08/mccains_vp_pic k_palin_facing_e....
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:43:00 GMT

TS Fay Flooding

Tropical Storm Fay has got to be the most unpredictable storm I've ever seen come near Florida. It proved that weathermen have absolutely no idea what they're talking about or...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Faith and the Good Society

Faith and the Good Societyby Sam HarrisPeople of faith regularly claim that atheism is responsible for some of the most appalling crimes of the 20th century. Although it is true that the regimes of Hi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:10:00 GMT