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Jesus loves you! But he's not IN love with you.....

About Me

I WOULD LIKE TO START BY SAYING THAT I OFFER A NON-PRIVATE SUCKA FREE PAGE, BECAUSE I FEEL THAT PRIVATE PROFILES ARE GAY. NOT IN THE HOMOSEXUAL WAY, BUT IN THE "BITCH- YOU AINT IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM!" KINDA WAY.... BECAUSE REALLY, I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, AND MY LIFE IS A BIG WIDE OPEN VAGINA (FIGURATIVELY) AND I DON'T MIND SHARING IT WITH THE WORLD :)SO, I ENJOY ME A NICE PAIR OF SLACKS, WATCHING THE OFFICE, AND THE 85 CHICAGO BEARS. I LIKE INDULGING IN DEEP THOUGHTS, PONDERING SUCH MYSTERIES, LIKE "WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD MOVIES ALWAYS PLAYING ON THE SPANISH CHANNEL?" I THOUGHT I WON THE TV LOTTERY WHEN I STUMBLED ACROSS THE KARATE KID ON A LAZY SATURDAY BAYWATCH AFTERNOON. BUT MUCH TO MY DISMAY, "El dolor no existe en este dojo, verdad?" "NO SENSAI!!!" I'M CONSTANTLY DOING BONEHEAD SHIT, LIKE DRIVING 75 MILES AN HOUR DOWN THE HIGHWAY WITH THE PARKING BRAKE ON. I HATE WHEN I'M DRIVING IN MY CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN, AND CATCH A WHIFF OF SOMETHING DELICIOUS, ONLY TO REALIZE THAT I'M DRIVING PAST THE PURINA DOG FOOD FACTORY. OOPS! SEE THIS BROWN GIRL HERE? HER NAME IS MELISSA, AND SHE IS THE MARY SWANSON TO MY LLOYD CHRISTMAS. I WOULD FOLLOW HER ALL THE WAY TO ASPEN, WHERE THE BEER FLOWS LIKE WINE. TRUE LOVE INDEED
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PROBABLY MAYBE.......POSSIBLY LOVE MEET YOU IN VEGAS JAYNE.....

Music:

MY PUNK HEROS: THE BOUNCING SOULS, ALKALINE TRIO, THE MISFITS, THE DESCENDENTS, AGNOSTIC FRONT, MADCAP (JONNY MADCAP I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!) ONE MAN ARMY (JACK ARE YOU TAKING CARE OF MY CACTUS??) NO USE FOR A NAME, NOFXMY GANGSTA RAP NINJAS: NWA, TUPAC, 50CENT, THE GAME, EMINEM (THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF HIS LIFE ARE FROM ME :) EAZY E, ICE CUBE, BIG SNOOP DOGG, LUDACRIS, TOO SHORT, NOTORIOUS B-I-G, LIL' KIM, WUTANG CLAN (AINT NUTTIN TO FUCK WITH)MY HIP HOP HEROES: UGLY DUCKLING, DE LA SOUL, TRIBE CALLED QUEST, THE PHARCYDE (GREAT FREAKIN SHOW) BLACK EYED PEAS (BEFORE THAT SHE-MALE FERGIE JOINED THE BAND) SLUM VILLAGE, KANYE WEST, Q-TIP, MOS DEF, THE ROOTS (THE TIPPING POINT IS FAB, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS) D-ANGELO, MAXWELL (OH THE SEX I'VE HAD TO HIS MUSIC *SIGH* )EVERYONE ELSE: THE SHINS, OUR ENDLESS NUMBERED DAYS (IRON AND WINE), SLAYER, 311, ZEBRAHEAD (JUSTIN MY HEART IS YOURS) THE STROKES, THE DEFTONES (CHINO YOU WERE THE BEST 19TH BIRTHDAY PRESENT) VOODOO GLOW SKULLS, NO MEANS NO, LESS THAN JAKE (GREAT STORY BEHIND THAT) THE SUICIDE MACHINES, THE YEAH YEAH YEAHS, SNOW PATROL, KASABIAN, STEREOPHONICS AND MOST MOST IMPORTANTLY.........BJORK!!!!

Movies:

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE- I could watch it a hundred million times...."HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE NATALIE WOOD??" Yes they have, at least once a day by total strangers since the age of 5. I'm not complaining though- she was amazing

Television:

THE SOPRANOS (EVERY 2 MOTHERF'IN YEARS!!) THE SIMPSONS, Ghost Hunters, and these 2 funny mother effers!

Books:

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, THE PORTABLE PROMISED LAND, DRY, ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY, BARREL FEVER, DRESS YOUR FAMILY IN DENIM AND CORDUROY, THE BEST OF THE ONION, THEIR EYES WERE WATCHING GOD, THE WHITE BOY SHUFFLE, PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT

Heroes:

Pete and Brian are two of the greatest friends I've ever had

My Blog

Come back Trainwreck! Come Back.....

I can almost bet that this blog will solicit a nod of agreement in 90% of all its' readers.   I miss the old Britney Spears. Not the pre K-FED, "Hit me Baby one more Time" Britney spears, but the...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:37:00 PST

Dance Dance INTERVENTION

So I've been asked recently to do a blog on intervention. I know a lot folks out there (or maybe I'm being overly presumptious) want to know my take on it. So here goes&. Ah&.The Intervention. Or as I...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:57:00 PST

See you in HELL RedBox!!!

Today I've hit an all time low. I'm beefing with an inanimate object. The Redbox. And I'm not speaking of the menstruating va-jay jay variety. I'm talking 'bout the Walmart of Blockbuster video. (No o...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

Trip the mondaine FANTASTIC!

So I've already completed the majority of my work, browsed through all of my usual websites (PerezHilton, DListed and Pinkisthenewblog) checked my email, pseudo hemmed my pants with staples, and made ...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:51:00 PST

THE BLOG ON TERROR!!!!!!!!!

Today was one of those days where I didn't feel like getting off my fat ass to retrieve the remote from the other side of the couch so- I- ended- up -watching whatever -was- on- TV- already- kind- of ...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

Just between us....

At the risk of being nostalgic, I've decided to post a blog that is personlized to those that I share inside jokes with. Many of you are hidden in this list of funny haha's, question is, can you recog...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

Misfortune has humped my leg yet again......

As many of you may know, the Dollar Tree is nirvana to me. I can't get enough of it. It's like Disneyland, and I get a wave of sweet savings through my veins whenever i walk through the front door. HO...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

You died alone Taco John....

 I see your lonely rundown carcass in the middle of a field. Uprooted from your former home on 92nd and Pecos, you now sit with peeled paint and broken windows. Windows that once peered into...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

PANIC! At the Optometrist

Recently, my good friend Jen, my sister and I were sitting down in a wonderfully candle scented room (perhaps cinnamon apple) discussing how much we hate emo kids. Not just the sullen "why don't you l...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

Why hast thou forsaken me Nacho Cheese???

For those of you that know me really well, you are probably aware of my insatiable desire for nachos- particularly those from 7-11. Since the age of 15, I've consumed approximately 1500 pounds of nach...
Posted by ♥Nickymack♥ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST