I Have a 5 year old son.
I've never sumo wrestled profesionally.
I have no piercings.
I am a wanna-be wine afficionado.
I'm divorced.
I own more cd's than most music stores.
I'm a buddist.
I love cars.
I recently learned Santa Claus's whole identity is a parental based conspiracy. But i'm onto it now.
I suspect the Easter Bunny may even be tied up in this tangled web of lies. (I pray I'm wrong)
Darth Vader is my childhood hero. (it explains so much).
Your Personality Profile
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You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are Bert
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Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you lovable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence
You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things.
Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments.
You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it.
You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.
You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.
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Dr. Kisses
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