.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>"ten things i tell people when i talk about you:
1. we got really lost in mercer county / ohio, went to the spillway at 3 a.m. and then got a flat tire and the police came and it was, like, the best night ever.
2. our friendship was pure internet for at least two years.
3. the first time we ever met in person you were creepily friendly and talked about my so-called life.
4. you are just creepy in general.
5. you drive better when you are drunk.
6. we went to a frat party together.
7. basically every cute person in western pennsylvania is your friend, or acquaintance, at the very least.
8. you are ridiculously fond of trapped in the closet and have memorized all the words.
9. your dad is named cosmic ray and is kind of notoriously a dilf.
10. you once drank cooking wine because it was 10% alcohol."
-kelsey agnew
i think that pretty much covers it.
