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kowalski

About Me

i like putting things in my pockets.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

iosef stalin

My Blog

what the duck

seriously, who is still looking at my blog?i haven't written anything in thousands of years, yet i still have numbers on my fucking weekly blog-readers-thing. is somebody looking back at 'the best of...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:01:00 GMT

BOGUS? LAME?

can things that are HECKA BOGUS also be SUPER LAME?i tried to figure this out tonight and could not reach a suitable conclusion. oh, and no, this has nothing to do with me being laid off. it has to d...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:19:00 GMT

no numbers

Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?which ex? i wouldn't be allowed to help all of them. the ones i could, i would roll around on the dirt to put out the fire and call 911. ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:31:00 GMT

a year already?

so the anniversary is coming up. looming large on the horizon.i feel like having a party. maybe i will. i don't know. what do you all think?about two weeks from now will be the anniversary of my n...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:31:00 GMT

i got a bike today

i got a bike today. it was pretty cheap too, because i figured out the ticket breakdown (which i had before-month by month the train really is expensive) and it'll pay for itself in about a month or ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:22:00 GMT

hearts and flowers

i heart scrabbleand i heart the awful clone spiderman sagaand i heart buttonsand i heart novels by douglas couplandand i heart adult swimand i heart bagelsi don't heart dogs,but i do heart gloriaand i...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:06:00 GMT

questions from a cat

1. Have you cried today at all?no todavia2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?durmiente3. What were you doing 3 hours ago ?trabajiendo4. What was something that happened to you in 1992?estoland...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:03:00 GMT

rebellion

the rails at sequoia station have a clearly delineated pathway across. there is a pathway that crosses the rails inside a fence (this is the one with the ring ring bar that comes down as well as a $2...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:45:00 GMT

i have a laptop . . or whatever theyre called now

1. Are you dating the person you last texted?that would be jasmine. so . . . no.2. Pretend you had 10 beers. Describe what you would be doing?that's not a question. sleeping3. What do you want for c...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:52:00 GMT

never

it was really hard to leave santa cruz on saturday. i don't think i've been in such a state in . . . in some time. it's probably a good thing that nobody i know saw me coming home on the bus or trai...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:29:00 GMT