Onomatos Allotriou is a collective of one musician, which is a rather strange situation for a collective, but which causes the group decision-making process to run much more smoothly and quickly. Actually, the collective began as a jug band doing covers of tin-pan alley tunes back in the 20th century. There were originally three members, but two of the founders were lost in separate and unrelated threshing machine accidents, leaving only the youngest and least experienced member to fend for itself and attempt to carry on the tradition.
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