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About Me

"I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior. Forget what you know. I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control." -Kilroy

I'm The Artist Formerly Known as Julian. You can call me Mug or Kid Charlemagne if you want. While I've never made a good first impression, I've sure never disappointed. Whether I'm your comrade or your enemy, I assure you that I'm exceedingly good at both. Your call. Now if only I could bench 300 lbs. I'd be all set.
"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Mug. And Hell followed with him." -John of Patmos, promptly shitting himself in awe

I cannot be killed. I cannot be deleted. I am immortal. I am forever.

That's right. I'm back, and I'm still better than everyone x100. Rejoice Lament, for the mugging is at hand -- Big time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

These stylin mofos:..Early Cuyler. See below:Also, the penis man:And Ogre:..

Heroes:

Dr. Liviu Librescu. This guy is a hero and a badass. For those of you who don't know, this 76-year-old Holocaust survivor was teaching at Virginia Tech on the day of the shootings, and blocked the door with his body so his students could escape through the window while he was getting shot multiple times point blank. That's a real man.
Michael Jordon. The big #23. One of the few legends that still lives today. Has a brand of shoe that is actually very confortable and durable. Not a sell-out in any manner of speaking.
Pistol Pete Maravich. Overcame his heart condition to reinvent the entire game. He wan't even supposed to live past his teenage years, yet he went on to be one of the greatest superstars ever and lived to be 40. Terrific.
Lance Armstrong. Look it up yourself; my description wouldn't do him justice.

My Blog

My Sick Log Volume 2

Once again, through the works of conspiracy and treachery, I am ill. Maybe all the hate in my system manifested itself as a poison, o...
Posted by The Inquisitive Mug on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:05:00 PST

My Sick Log Volume 1

The Inquisitive Mug has been stricken ill. For the hell of it, I'm going to document what I'm doing to try and destroy this bastard. I plan to do this every time I'm sick, so get used to i...
Posted by The Inquisitive Mug on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:16:00 PST

The Random Thoughts of Julian

A few notes before we begin: 1. These are the RANDOM thoughts of me. This is just the stuff that popped into my head in the 10 minutes that id ecided to write this. Don't expect them to ev...
Posted by The Inquisitive Mug on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:09:00 PST

Youre boyfriend is gay.

I just read a bulliten with the greatest concentration of female bullshit I've seen since "26 things a perfect guy would do." No disrespect to Lilly, but seriously, I have to make joke fodder ou...
Posted by The Inquisitive Mug on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:19:00 PST

I GOT FIRED!

For those of you who don't know, I was working at a small pizza place in Henderson called "Fat Daddy's". Some of you may remember this place as "Tubby's Pub" or "Le Grande Fromage", back when it was o...
Posted by The Inquisitive Mug on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:14:00 PST