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SAMI MUTHA FUCKIN'C
I am an acquired taste ...either you fucking love me or you fucking hate me...there is no middle of the road on this one............ at all....
Here are a few fun facts about me: I only had 1 birthday party when I was growing up, thats why I go big on Birthdays as an adult. I heart real butterflies but hate all other kinds, fake,drawn, ESPECIALLY butterfly tattoos and forbid myself to buy anything for personal use with a butterfly on it. I always want things that are just outta my reach. I heart singing loudly in the car, I hate turning the heater on in the house, I used to steal my gramma's cigarettes when she was out of the room when I was 12. I love sushi so much I could eat it everyday for the rest of my life.I didn't learn how to swallow pills until I was 19, I always had to crush them up. I have had plastic surgery on my face to repair a dog bite. I kicked a boy off his bicycle to save a puppy in the 4th grade & had that dog until I was a senior in high school when someone stole it from my yard bowl chain and all. I once crawled into my moms room on my hands and knees to steal her keys from her purse to steal the car car when I was 15 to go over to Mere's house at 3am just to hang out. A good majority of the people from my high school have turned up gay...not me. I hate people standing behind me. I heart everything with a star on it, if people would understand I star something that would be waaaaaaay better than me heart-ing something. I star red cars. I star silver rings, I can't stop buying them and I only have 10 fingers. I have an unnatural love for Disneyland and want to go there all the days and someday I will get married there. I am an honorary member of the Cramblett Family considering Jenny pretty much raised me from ages 14 to 23. I miss the beach everyday. I star the white snow, other colors gross me out, of course. I star techno, house and the like music and miss some of the wack jobs from that time in my life. I love kids and want just one, well maybe two to be honest. I have an extreme fear of needles..all kinds, yet I have 6 tattoos. I want a total of 74 stars all over my body, I have 67 to go...I secretly star everything Ed Hardy and have since before he was ever popular, but now its almost gay, so I keep it to myself. I cannot leave the house in sandals with bare or ghetto toenails...they always have to be done. When I was younger I dated my bff's brother and am still 1000% in love with him. I have been married. All my good friends think I am a bitch, but remain friends with me anyway. I have a love hate for snakes, one day I love them the next I hate them. I have broken my nose. I used to have a roommate that was a prostitute. I have a constant go go go go attitude until I am hungover, its the only thing that keeps me down. I enjoy laughing at other peoples expenses. I am super happy to be back home in PDX. I always threaten to drop someones toothbrush in the toilet when they piss me off and have only done it twice, (well 3 times because I had to do it over for the camera the second time)in my life.I once had sex on my roommate's bed. I loooooooooooooooooove to drive more than anything and will randomly drive nowhere all of the time just to be driving. I am terrified of the dentist. I have one nostril stronger than the other. I love the sun and hate the heat. I love the rain and hate the clouds. I have watched a cat and possum kill each other. I have fallen down the stairs on my bike. I am afraid to swim in a swimming pool alone, even with people on the side of the pool it freaks me out. I have been sunburned only 3 times in my life. I sold the most Girl Scout cookies in Reno when I was in the 4th grade, which forces me to buy a bunch each time I see them. My neighbor skinned my cat(& probably ate it)I saw his pelt nailed to his back fence, I was in the 5th grade. I met Joe Montana when I was 8. I am the baby in my family. I have a weird Marilyn Manson thing, ask me about it. I had to retake my driving test 3 years ago...that was weird. I believe in true love. I am THE village fucking idiot about love & marriage. I shake super bad when I am nervous, which in certain situations leads to extreme shot taking.
PS ~I FUCKING LOVE ME.... Originally I am from Vegas then moved to Oregon for High School & college....I started "clubbing" in '87, thanks to the great Sean Wix, (thank you Sean) in Portland and have loved crowds and clubs ever since...I hate people as individuals for the most part...but I LOVE crowds!! It's more of a love/hate type of LOVE depends on the situation at hand....sometimes I hate crowds too....I am wishy washy on the subject lately, especially since I have been back home.
Portland is much more a live music city than a dance club city.....needless to say I grew a great love for live shows and concerts & ended up getting involved in the "scene" here.....for a lil' bit... Then I got bored...and went thru some personal growth that was forced upon me......
So I moved to Vegas....I ended up getting into the club scene there...which was totally different than the live venues I was working with up North....talk about adjustment....but I have done A LOT and seen WAY too much for a girl that is not a stripper or a whore and I finally moved back to PDX this past December
The rest if you know me, you know, if you don't, BOYYYYYYYYY did you miss out!! I have some great fucking stories....probably one about you....or someone you know....like I said I have seen A LOT and been a part of A LOT of things in Vegas....too much I think, that's why I left
.....I have some of the best friends in the world, some that I would take a bullet for and them likewise.I used to work for Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and help throw some of the most exciting parties Vegas has ever seen....I love my work and I hated it...its a bitch working in the boys club....but again I lasted 9 years in this industry in Vegas.... I started working for CoolVegas in 2000, then Utpoia,C2K,1030,GLO,Ibiza, Boston, OPM, and finally JET at Light group.....it was great ride....it was just time to go home..I love PDX more than a job....
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