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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I almost became a professional ventriloquist however the hectic schedule, the grueling mental demands and the irrational expectations of my audience forced me into my current profession as a humble trader and professional satirist.

UCB Student Show Pt. Deux
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbivgwYZIro



UCB Student Show Pt.1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N7mKfUSsgE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This is a sketch I wrote for the UCB sketch class. Acted out by students in the class.....

My Blog

Charles Bukowski (dinosauria, we)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc6mHS9PjE
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:45:00 GMT

Charles Bukowski (dinosauria, we)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc6mHS9PjE
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:44:00 GMT

Charles Bukowski (dinosauria, we)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc6mHS9PjE A Great Poem
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:43:00 GMT

My Blog

http://institutionaltrading.blogspot.com/
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 17:10:00 GMT

Very funny movie titles

The Load Warrior, Silence of the Loins, The Oral Tennenbaums, The porn Identity, Harry Penis and the Sorcerer's Bone, From Rear To Maternity , For Your Thighs Only , The Madam's Family , Thighs Wide O...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:27:00 GMT

Jedi knight Application: My friend James has way to much free time

Applicant: 0005537821JTV-Earth-h N: Medina, Nelson Human MCount:0.00000033DcL Milky Way..N4433661E72-33* Earth-(3) Re: Jedi School admission REJECT Great salutations human ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 11:38:00 GMT

Volunteers for America

The world must be doing better then people think. i have been trying around the city to volunteer for various organizations. Not a one has responded. Is this city that clogged with bleeding heart libe...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:46:00 GMT