PoshT [AMBER IS BARE NANG]

likes:
[ok so.
opening letters, the cold side of the pillow, making people laugh, offensive things, wanking, small gatherings of friends, extreme body art that makes mi mum say "what a stupid person", sexual fetishes best left unsaid, blu tac, my phone, singing to myself when i walk home...shutup im cool, sinex nose spray, milk , new socks, not hearing a song for ages and then remembering why you like it :D, secretly liking crap music,90s trends, meeting new people whilst intoxicated, u know when u have a really deep breath and it hits a spot? i like that! annnd last but notttt leassst, as im a 21st century digital child, i do have a texting habbit...]
dislikes:
the blacks, i kid., that feeling u get when u think about the universe too much and suddenly realise how unbelivably uncomprehendable everythign ever is and u just get a feeling in ur gut like "..oh shit", usualy in the same thought pattern, u start thinking about death and thats scary toooo. not being able to get compfortable in bed, and then thinking "a glass of milk will help" it doesnt. its just tasty. when people think they "get u" and they clearly dont, needing the toilet in public places,people who pull busses over and then ask the driver where its going, people who try to answer jokes]i want you all to check this rap i had written for me, by mi straight up bitch, chazzy hcheck it:michael is a dude, i love him like frubes, he is an athiest def no jew, but he still likes me and larz wooo feeeeewwwww, how can i say he is different... unique... spesh no less, he knows a lot of history and whats going on in the press, he's a very special friend no replace, not for anything except maybe a trip to space!!!!!!
btw.
i promise im not sad. im just nang at this game.love you
this is my lymeric by the talented, beautiful, and jewish louisa:
"there was one this boy called mikey..
some people would call him a pikey
hes the funniest thing
he makes my willy go ping!
and thats y i love gd ol mikey!"
who fucking needs sonnets?!
YU-FAN IS MY HOME BOY GIRL .. Hell yeah.