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Joni

I smell poo.

About Me

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My Interests

I'm pretty boring.

I'd like to meet:


you are the "I hate you so bad" happy bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your not ashamed of it.
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Music:

She Wants Revenge, Be Your Own Pet, The Breeders, The Amps, Radiohead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Kills, Blondie, Cake, The Postal Service, Peaches, Beastie Boys, Goldfrapp, Porno For Pyros, Smashing Pumpkins, Blur, The Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Portishead, Sublime, Fiona Apple, The Violent Femmes, The Pixies, The Faint, G. Love & Special Sauce

Movies:



Television:

The Soup, Chelsea Lately, The Office, Nip/Tuck, House, CSI, America's Top Model, Miss-Guided. Basically, a lot of crap.

Books:

(Non-Fiction) Biographies, True Crime/Serial Killer stories, anything by Bret Easton Ellis, Augusten Burroughs, Jen Lancaster, Laurie Notaro or Chuck Palahniuk.

My Blog

Reality Shows

I'll admit that I watch more reality TV that most people should, but I am still amazed at what people manage to come up with to base shows upon.  The latest surprise to me was seeing that Luke Ca...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:46:00 PST

Gay Men, Straight Women Have Similar Brains

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06 /16/AR2008061601038.html?referrer=myspace...
Posted by Joni on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:24:00 PST

Question

If crazy people knew they were crazy, would they still be considered crazy?...
Posted by Joni on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:41:00 PST

Margaret Cho

I got to see Margaret Cho (with Kelly!) tonight & she was even more hilarious than I had expected!  It was well worth the $50 I paid for tickets & I highly recommend seeing her!  Wow...
Posted by Joni on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:10:00 PST

Stupidity

So I was watching CNN this morning and of course, they were talking about the Clinton/Obama situation.  They interviewed some random lady in an airport to ask her opinion about it all and she sai...
Posted by Joni on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:03:00 PST

Happiness - stolen from Jessi

Jessi found this in a magazine & I liked it so much, I decided to share it as well. Enjoy!!it's sad not being happy We spend the majority of our days griping about work, gossiping about friends, c...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

An Update Of Sorts

So work is still going well- it's a little boring and lonely at times, but I can totally accept that due to the fact that I don't have illiterate assholes calling me names or treating me like I'M the ...
Posted by Joni on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:22:00 PST

I Can Be "Green" Just Like Celebrities!

The genius idea that I came up with this morning, while sitting in traffic, is that it should be required to have a permit to drive an SUV, and in order to obtain a permit, you have to show a legitima...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

Warm Weather

Today I just remembered one of the things I don't like about warm weather...you don't feel that "draft" when your butt crack is showing or when your shirt is pulled up a little (by your purse or backp...
Posted by Joni on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

It Only Took 27 Years

This week I discovered the little piece of sandwich heaven that is Blimpie.  I heart Blimpie so much.  I know I'm pathetic, but I don't care!...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST