Why I left Melbourne |
I am disturbed to discover that my work colleagues have invented a new game which seems to involve attempting to kill me in every juvenile way that presents itself to them. They delight in surprising ...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST |
Macleay Island Zimbie Hunter |
I was a bit stupid, not realising that zombies live amongst us. It wasn't obvious, and no-one had the fucking decency to tell me. So I wasn't blind; I was just ignorant. I mean, I had suspicions, feel...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Possibly watching TV / War |
Possibly I was watching TV.But I'm not sure. There was some sort of war; the usual, really. The main thing seemed to be that people were shooting at other people. Not that anything seemed worth fighti...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:09:00 PST |
Being a Vampire |
There are a lot of good things about being a vampire, but morally it's fairly indefensible. I like to think that I'm quite a reasonable sort of person. Like most people, I've done plenty of things tha...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:55:00 PST |
Dear Abby...., |
Dear Abby,
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It'simportant that my family eat me...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:45:00 PST |
Zombies |
I was a bit stupid, not realising that zombies live amongst us. It wasn't obvious, and no-one had the fucking decency to tell me. So I wasn't blind; I was just ignorant. I mean, I had suspicions, feel...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST |
Happy birthday to me! |
Hello world, It's my birthday!
I got a very nice watch that you don't have to wind.....lucky me!
Now it's time to be 33...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST |
First ’Blog - I wonder if anybody will read it |
Hello world - this is odd, the day before my birthday and all.... going to turn 33 tomorrow - I wonder what that will feel like? a lot like 32, probably. Went to see Wayne Cable at Rockafellas in Bris...
Posted by dj Hedflux on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:34:00 PST |
