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ally!

About Me

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I edited my profile with a magical clam!
well, i'm a fresh sassy girl who hates having fun!
i hate long walks on short docks, anyone who uses the words 'randy' or 'horney,'
and people who think the government needs to be enlarged.
dislikes:
people who say "should of" instead of "should have"
inordinate amounts of exclaimation points
people who say "hung" instead of "hanged"
skinny cats and cooks
fancy ketchup/catsup
the way i feel when i eat too much sugar
milk and eggs
the lady two cubicles down from me who shushes me under her breath
boring postage stamps
people touching me when it's unwarrented when people say "suppose to"
i enjoy:
golf
johnny walker black
planting flowers
when football teams wear their throwback outfits
bully
driving to violent music
windy days
cuddling
drunk jam sessions
carrying around an absurdly large pocket knife
more information:
i have a chip on my shoulder about being short.
i am apt to collapse in fits of laughter with no notice
i call the shots.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"Quack-tacular!!!" -Duck Fancy 2008

My Blog

symbolism, effigy portrayal, and historic precedent

the pope quoted some 14th century shit to piss off some muslims about how their shit is played out or something.  i saw it on the news.  anyway...here's what i noticed--   the...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:54:00 GMT

water police

i got a warning ticket from the allen, tx water police!  i accidentally left my soaker hose (which has a leak, apparently) on for a couple hours and the leak drained all down the street.  no...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:39:00 GMT

revelation on the theory of me

okay. so i just realized that i only post these stupid things when i'm drunk and everyone else is passed out, otherwise occupied, or not here anymore. i dont think i'm alone on this one.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:29:00 GMT

true

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Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 19:20:00 GMT

ten things that i like

1. fire 2.port (tawny) 3.penguin wrapping paper 4.drew cooking for me 5.saline nose spray 6.lists 7.wireless mice & keyboards 8.playing spades 9.cleavage enhancement 10.bagels
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 18:03:00 GMT

goat wild!!

okay. apparently i'm that last person in the world to know about fainting goats. have you seen these things?!?!?! they are my new and only source of happiness!! what kind of a sick cosmic joke is it t...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:26:00 GMT