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Metsurition

About Me


For those of you not familiar with the noble Finnish language, METSURI means lumberjack. You know, the dudes who chop down trees to make the toilet paper we wipe our asses with and the other kind for the porno mags we read. Or in some instances, the porno mags we wipe our asses with. Therefore, METSURITION means – absolutely nothing.
METSURITION is not really a band, it’s more of a collective of – I was going to say musicians but that’s not true by any standard – so let’s just say drunks. Our first song, cleverly titled MULKKU, was recorded in 2000 in the beautiful city of Pori. The flood gates were opened and new material poured out: beautiful and touching tales of drunken debauchery, pussy, blacking out and fucking up. Well, not pussy so much. It is very seldom we have anything to do with that. So mainly we sing about getting drunk and fucking up. We’re good at that.
Through the 7 years of our existence we have written and recorded just as many songs. Not once have we practiced. Let me take you through the delicate process of constructing our masterpieces: Michael Trance comes up with the song and he records the drum and guitar tracks. Then Nigel lays down the bass track. Or at least as much as he can. Michael or the computer take care of the rest. At that point we gather at our studio, get shit-faced and completely fuck up the song which had sounded awesome up until that point. Then the caressing voices and wise words of Markohol, Imulasher, Åräbi, Dirty Cop, Der Singing Electrician and Heavy-Zimo seal the deal. All lyrics are written on the spot. We may have a vague idea of the “theme” but most likely not.
What you can hear on this page are 3 of our latest songs. Grab a beer or ten, and have a listen.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/09/2007
Band Website: www.myspace.com/metsurition
Influences:
Sounds Like: Pure Alckoholic Depravation
Record Label: LOG-Rekords
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Changes...

...uuuh, so dramatic. No, for real, it's been a while. We're sorry about that. We've been "working" on our Tukkanuotta -band and it's been going well. A 5-song demo has been recorded and we have some ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:52:00 GMT

Ability To Drink

Captain´s log. Zero hrs 3.35.Sunday school. Artillery remained practical.Now it´s done. The two day drinking spree, The battle with your own stability.Now i know how it would feel to be in war. Realit...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:34:00 GMT

FME - 2008

Tsuppi Duppi!! Hello folkes! It is once again that time of the year, when it´s time to gather all the long haired fucks to Kaapelitehdas, Helsinki to the 3rd Annual Finnish Metal Expo! Our very own Ke...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Hangover Of The Gods

Wushiwushi! (That´s hello in Niger, Beri Beri!) Our beloved friend and a great athlete Mister Cusela, from the notorious Sepänkatu-Boulevard has really distinguished ones self allready this year.As we...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Hola, Grandes Pajeros

That's about the only thing I know in Spanish, though I took 3 years of it in high school. And I've heard some disturbing rumors that even that bit might not be correct. Well, the only consolation is ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Tukkanuotta

All right, done with this christmas-scheisse, aren't we? I hope eveything was as smooth as a teenage-girl's butt. Some drank more, some less. Your's truly, very surprisingly falls on the latter catego...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:12:00 GMT

"Your friend is kind of wasted"

That's what our friendly bartender in a pub in Stockholm had to say about Dirty Cop. Why did he think that? Could it be because Ol' Dirty referred the Swedish booze Aquavit as "Swedish Man's ass sweat...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:24:00 GMT

Right about now - cruise time

Yes, tomorrow we're going - it's time for the annual Christmas cruise to Stockholm. Our friends have been doing it for a long-ass time, I believe this is the 11th year. It's my fourth I think. A booze...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:22:00 GMT

New photos

Hojo,We recorded vocals for 2 Npak-songs yesterday. It was rather a long session, +12 hours but fuck, did we have a good time. There was a Dimebag-tribute show at the venue where we rehearse, so a lot...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Ho fucking ho and a new song

Merry fucking christmas from the Metsuri-camp. Now that this "special" time of the year is once again upon us, we decided to give you your present a little early. Just a little something to get you th...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:28:00 GMT