Do I have "I BABYSIT BINGE DRINKERS" written on my forehead? |
This is a note to all the binge drinkers out there...
I REFUSE TO BABYSIT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FALLING DOWN DRUNK!
I do not get my jollies translating your slurred words or picking you up off the floor wh... Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
The deadbeat pays a visit... |
Yesterday my son's grandfather invited him to dinner. I gladly agreed and he picked him up at our house. When he was dropped off later, I asked if he had a good time. He said he did. When I asked him ... Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:18:00 GMT |
Whole Lotta Rosie: WITH FULL FRONTAL!!! |
This blog is best read after pressing play on the video below:
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Okay obedient ones&on with the blog... Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:00:00 GMT |
Taking the advice of my horoscope... |
My horoscope today really hit the mark with something I've been struggling with lately. It read:
Continued effort is required if you expect to get the attention you deserve from a certain person. You ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:02:00 GMT |
REGRET (how does it affect you?) |
A horrible heaviness weighs down on me,
How it will be lifted is hard to see.
In my head there are noisy voices,
Scolding me for my ill-thought choices.
Filled with regret from decisions past,
Ju... Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:04:00 GMT |
Watch out honey... Rosie is drunk...and bossy! |
So I woke up today and forgot that it was daylight savings time. I still got to sleep in, but it wasn't as late as I really thought it was.
My husband had promised to take down the halloween decorati... Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:21:00 GMT |
A letter to Daddy. (Reading between the lines) |
A young boy was recently given a school assignment to write a letter to someone who they haven't seen in a long time. The students were encouraged to use proper grammar, a formal letter writing f... Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:32:00 GMT |
Where were you while the village raised your child? |
I met Billy on New Years Eve. There was a party at my house and a party next door. The kids were hopping from one house to the other. At our house, we were planning a wing eating contest, so as t... Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
"I was trying not to sweat!" |
It's official. I am convinced my husband is a dork.
Some of you who may read this may agree with me, while others may just say "he's no dork...that's just how men are."
Well consider this: I grew up ... Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:55:00 GMT |
So I married a hermit crab... |
Some people are hermits, while others are crabs. But my husband is both a hermit and a crab, so I guess that means I married a hermit crab.
How the hell did I not notice his hermit crab tendencies in... Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:53:00 GMT |