im a junior at marian central, i like sports. i will be doing xc and track. i am 5'9 skinny and have brown hair. otherwise thats it about me
you know you're Lithuanian when:
you ask something from your dad, he sends you to your mom. After being sent to your mom, she sends you back to your dad.
Your dad refuses to call a repair man because he thinks he can fix every broken thing in the house.
You say you're just going to have one beer.
You have the natural talent to play basketball
You do folk dancing on your time.
You talk about peopple that are right there in another language.
You'd drink anything anywhere
Your father expects you to study or "hit da books" every waking hour that he's home, and he expects nothing less than an "A".
At you birthdays everyone is singing "Happy brzday tu u".
When you parents constantly say you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from University.
Your friends will never understand why you spend so much time at church events and you are the farthest thing from holy there is.
No one has ever pronounced your last name right, and every kid on the block has a nickname for it.
You read this list to your Grandparents and all they have to say in their defense is "IC NAT TRU!!!"
You have a doily covering your DVD,VCR,printer, scanner.
You keep switching between languages ina conversation.
Your last name has more letters than most alphabets.
Someone sneezes "ACHOO" and you answer, "You're welcome!"
Your ringtone is Suk Suk Rateli.
You can lithuanian-ize any word just by adding "as" to the end.
You have at least on relative that is 6'5' and plays professional basketball.
It's St. Paddy's Day at 3:03 p.m. and you're outdrinking your Irish friends.
You can be drunk off your ass and still polka, infact your skills might be improved.
You're hung over and can still beat your friends at basketball.
Nobody can pronounce your lastname and people always ask you if it's Greek
You've inherited more gintaras jewellry than you know what to do with
You want to do multiple shots of Krupnikas
Your grandfather can out-party Americans
You can smell kugelis a mile away
everything you eat has something to do with potatoes
you put sour cream on everything
On the first day of school, teacher goes through everyone's names and you hear a silent pause for about 10 seconds and you raise your hand and answer "thats me".
your english friends think lithuanian is some type of cult not culture
someone always has an accordian at parties and breaks it out
every party consist of people breaking out in song and polka
you own the tie dye basketball shirt with the skeletons from the Lithuanian basketball olympic team
you meet someone who is distant relative at every event
your parents won't go to the doctors unless they have a severed limb
you teach all your american friends how to say "i sveikata" because its better to drink lithuanian style
when someone asks for your name to document and you give them your first name. They then ask for your first name. Thinking your first name was your last name.
your mociute misses your high school graduation because who else will serve coffee after church?
when your mociute tells you how she used to make her own beer.. probably out in the kaimas (country)
when you say you're not hungry and your mociute just gives you more and more food. and she says that you're too skinny and that if you return back home skinny, your parents won't send you back because they'll think that she didn't feed you.
When people ask you what your background is your explanation turns into a geography lesson
you could drink a fifth of vodka at 16 yrs old
you bring a funnel to a party or event and your parents friends end up using it the most
when you sing an all-purpose celebratory song at all events (i.e. ilgiausiu ment)... perfect for bdays, weddings, anniversaries, graduations... and your american friends have heard it so much they can sing the valio verse!
you go to party's there's a never ending supply of shots for you
you blame russians or communists for any problems that occur (even the weather) even if it has nothing to do with them
when people ask for your last name and you dont bother saying it, you spell it out.
when your one grandma's presents included some scented candles and a nice sweater, and mociute's present was alcoholc
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Lust: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
You will die in a duel.
How Sinful Are You?
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