this is good |
Face lift
A Realtor in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head an...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:26:00 GMT |
2 woodpeckers |
Two woodpeckers
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.The Hawaiian woodpecker le...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:24:00 GMT |
Some things to ponder |
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:20:00 GMT |
abt women |
>> > >
>> > > WOMEN'S REVENGE
>> > >
>> > > "Cash, cheque or credit?" I asked, after folding items the woman
>>>>>>>>wished
>> > > to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote
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Posted by on Tue, 21 Sep 2004 18:19:00 GMT |
frenz |
Two ninety-year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Moe comes to visit him.
"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both played and loved baseball ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Sep 2004 19:20:00 GMT |
24 inches |
24 inches
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penis...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Sep 2004 22:19:00 GMT |
heerzzz anadah 1>ahahaa enjoy it |
A newly wed Couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:03:00 GMT |
firm that up!!!! |
Firm up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 21:57:00 GMT |
this will twist ur side |
Local Restaurant
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking pla...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 21:55:00 GMT |
2 priest |
Two Priests
Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane lande...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 21:50:00 GMT |
