Obviously ur not a golfer
I'm the dude so that's what u call me
OVER THE LINE!
Walter: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Ur entering a world of pain
U THINK I'M FUCKIN AROUND HERE!?
MARK IT ZERO!
Jesus
Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
Dude: Ya
Walter: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
Dude: Oh!
Walter: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Jesus: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
That's one hell of a caucasian Jackie
It's been a long night and I hate the fuckin Eagles!
Walter: Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
Everythings got to be a fucking travesty with you