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Cris

Evil, Mean, & Crazy B*tch

About Me

</style I'm short, fat, ugly, MARRIED, evil, mean, crazy, a mom, and a b*tch. I love Mickey (duh!) and the color purple. Any more questions?

My Interests

My hobbies include baking, crocheting (or as Tonia says "yarning"), messing with the puter, hanging with my kids, and "messing" with my hubby.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Vin Diesel (ooh la la,) a winning lottery ticket, and a lovely chocolate cake (mmmm.. drooling like Homer now!)

Music:

My music interests are pretty much anything but gansta rap, acid metal, and country. Yuck!!

Movies:

Movies, huh.. Well, I've seen some, and been in some! I'm mostly into comedies and superhero movies.

Television:

I have several favorite television shows. They include: CSI (the original), Eureka, House, Bones, Smallville, Monk, Psych, WWE (c'mon, sweaty guys!), and Days Of Our Lives (I AM a woman, remember?)

Books:

I love to read, but my favorite genre is science fiction (dragons, magic, etc.)

Heroes:

I'm my own hero, but if I had to choose one, I would choose my best friend, soulmate, lover, provider, and love of my life.. my husband, Steve. Love you, hairy butt!!

My Blog

Its Almost Time...

It's almost time for FOOTBALL!!!  Saw the Hall of Fame game and was VERY happy the Skins beat the snot outta the Colts.  And, it's school time.. next week for my kids, so I'll have two secon...
Posted by Cris on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:49:00 PST

Sports Update

Ok, ok, first of all, congrats to my Cleveland Indians, who clinched their division!!  Yahoooooo!  Bite me, Detroit Tigers!   Second shout out goes to THE Ohio State Buckeyes for kickin...
Posted by Cris on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:42:00 PST

New here

What's up?  New here, thought I'd just come and check this out.
Posted by Cris on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST