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Morgan

God's Favorite Dog (Forever)

About Me

I don't care about Thompson, Bukowski, Dick, or any Bronte all writers are dorks.

My Interests

Sudden Burger Death Syndrome or SBDS

I'd like to meet:

Gerard Finneran and the Legion of Decency

Music:

Teddy and The Frat Girls

Movies:

Monsturd,Santa Chocolate Shop

Television:

I Only watch the Cloaca exhibit

Books:

The Scatological Rites of All Nations

Heroes:

The brave souls fighting childhood cholera

My Blog

419 Rules, Ok (Or The Sad and Awful Story of John Worley)

+++++LONG LIVE Captain Joshua Mbote++++++++++=These scams have come to be associated in the public mind with Nigeria due to the massive proliferation of such confidence tricks from that country since ...
Posted by Morgan on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST

Undertakers

You don't think about it very often, but all those people working at funeral homes, arn't the folks who'll be burying you, they'll all most likely be dead, by the time you keel over, since the average...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:13:00 PST

PLAN FOR MILLION$ AND A BETTER WORLD (Patent Pending, Buster)

Step 1. Buy FreezerStep 2. Find Sad PeopleStep 3. Put Sad People in FreezerStep 4. Wait For their tears to freezeStep 5. Sell frozen tears as diamondsStep 6. Make Big Bucks and Save African Miners Liv...
Posted by Morgan on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:49:00 PST

Fuck that, I'm starting greasy sleaze rock band

I'll call it "Filth ( In Parenthesis)". All our songs will have a title, made more tainted with the caption inside the parenthesis. Tiltes such as "Oh, Baby, Baby (I want to give it to you)", or ...
Posted by Morgan on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:46:00 PST

I'm Starting a Teen Angst Band

We are going to be called "Drownig in Puberty". We are going to play heartfelt music about, real life teen issues and how mom is mean. I'll be the whiny singer, Lane is on guitar, Whitney is singer al...
Posted by Morgan on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:14:00 PST

Who likes Tracking Sea Animals?

I do. There is a website where you can view various types of sealife, almost at real time. Do you like Sea Turtles, or maybe you like giant Sunfish, well whatever if you go to this site you and watch ...
Posted by Morgan on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:52:00 PST

Horoscopes?, (What a piece of shit) or Sorry about all the sarcasm on my Profile Lately

Name: Morgan RealegenoJanuary 18 19847:45 PM Time Zone is ESTCleveland, OHRising Sign is in 26 Degrees LeoYou love to be the center of attention and you want to appear strong, confident and dominant. ...
Posted by Morgan on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 07:02:00 PST

What the Hell is this Shit????????

LONDON (Reuters) - Sooty has set a new world record for the most valentine cards sent to a guinea pig. The three-year-old guinea pig from Wales received 206 cards from as far away as New Zealand to ga...
Posted by Morgan on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:32:00 PST

MORGAN'S KISS QUIZ aka What I do when I'm bored and Drunk

-------------------------Morgan's Kiss Quiz---------------------------- The night is growing late, the full moon shines bright upon you and that special guy you're walking hand in hand with. As yo...
Posted by Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ever Romanticized a Vagrant Life style

Then come live with me. For any one who has romantic notions of "slumming" it needs to come visit me in Austin. I've got a house full of roaches and not small easily scared roaches but huge fuckin' ro...
Posted by Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST