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UPDATED 7/25/08
To the pizza delivery guy, "Mom!!! He has loose teeth!! *gasp* He put his teeth under the pillow!!!"
John Jacob Jingle-on-a-smiff
Allison: Sam! You have a toenail peeling off! Let me get it!
Sam: Noooo Moooooom....that's my "Little Fella". (to the toenail) Hey Little Fella!
4.21.08
Sam: Is Creepy a bad word?
Mark/Allison: No, but you probably don't want to call people creepy...unless you don't really know them. If you don't know them and they make you feel weird, then it's ok.
Sam: (very matter-of-factly) Well, I don't know people in Africa, so they are Creepy.
Mark: (Talking about the new youth building) "It will be cool b/c we can open the doors after school and kids can come in and play ball, drink coke and maybe we can even have tutors come in."
Sam: *gasp* "DADDY! TUTOR IS A GROSS WORD!"
7/6/08
In response to the fact that he did something fast...
"...cause, I'm the fastest kid (insert pause here for a kung-fu chop, then in a soft whisper while holding the chop)....in the wooooorld"
7/21/08
While jumping in the pool at the top of his lungs "COWBOYBUNGO!!!!!!!!" (cowabunga...hahahahaha)
7/25/08
Sams Recipe for Root Beer Soda
All you have to do is take chips, popsicles, root beer and put it in the oven so you can make it toasty and warm and cozy for 10 minutes. After 10 minutes you put some brocolli, not the circle brocolli, but the hair. You cut off the hair. Then you put it back in the oven and you take it out and it's Root Beer Soda!!! I made it by myself...it's not so long! Didn't I do a great job? (dictated by mom)
Sam Preaching.
What's Going On At The Rock House
What's Going On At The Rock House