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About Me

So, I am the infamous RetaRD, and I am a member of the not too well known Sleep Tight Posse... STP... and we are very special. There's four of us: CuDdLz, BuBbLz, me, and StuB... you'll hear about them alot. yep yep yep. well... I'm not too right in the head. I like cheese, and gooey things, like glue and the sticky stuff that holds shit to magezines.... :D . I'm not really too complicated, and I'm easily amused.... by shiny things... those are my favorite!!!!!! Yes sir.. happy happy. joy joy.. ah yes... ren and stimpy. I love that show. I love Invader Zim more though.. Gir is special. And also, Squee is my hero. I love Shmee! Oh Mr. Cute teddybear of ultimate evil and darkness!! Well fuck you Mr. Bear! Oh yes. *wiggle* Well.. I kinda got sidetracked, I do that sometimes.... so get used to it... fuck head. Well, I guess that's enough. If you have any questions, please feel free to kiss my ass. ~Tootles~Yeah, apparently, my button has died once more... so now I gotta go and find it somewhere... god damn it...
Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 60%
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You'll die choking on a cookie in bed. How Sinful Are You? Wow, I'm gonna die from a fuckin cookie... DAMN YOU VILE COOKIE!!! SHOW YOURSELF YOU YELLOW BELLIED MOTHA FUCKA!!!

My Interests

I like stuff.. shiny things, pointy things, I like to sleep.....ZZzzzZzZzzZZz.. eh.. sleepy. And CHEEZ ITS!! ABSOULTULY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. Also, Roasted Garlic flavored Triskits!!!!!!!!! Oh hella yes!!! I also paintball and that's alot of fun.... I get bruises, and they hurt for a while. And I poke them.. don't ask. Also, JTHM, Squee, and all that extreme happy goodness!.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What weird misc. thing are you?
Kitty Loaf
You are a strange, sick individual. You're probably one of those ADD kids who has Ritalin hallucinations. This cat/bread thing is one fantasy you re-visit frequently.

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I'd like to meet:

No one in particular. I love the friends I have, and the man I'm with... So anyone else is rather redundant. But I love people as much as I hate them, and I think anyone can be my friend if I can tolerate them long enough...
Winry Rockbell

Which Fullmetal Alchemist Character are you?
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Which Family Guy Character Are You?
Stewie
You are Stewie! You have been dying to take over the world. Go Stewie! Go Stewie! *does dance*

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Music:

Weird shit.. Pretty much anything. Stephen Lynch is my hero. I like all the older music mostly, but some of the newer bands are pretty cool. And now David turned me onto death metal, so that too... Fun to rock out to. And mosh pits are happy!

Movies:

All of them.. well, maybe not... some are pretty stupid... but I love movies! Among the greatest ever: Labyrinth and Nightmare Bafore Christmas... HELL YES!!!!!.. START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Are you one of those f*cking emos?
NO!!!=D DEAR GOD, THANK U!!!
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Television:

CARTOONS!! Oh the awesome animated goodness! Rocko's Modern Life, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Real Monsters, Angry Beavers, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOo
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessie
Birthday: May 19th
Birthplace: Mt. Diablo Hospital... bigest baby in intensive care EVER bitches!!
Current Location: Bridget's house
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blue... yes... BLUE!!
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Scottish, Norwegan, Irish, and Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weakness: Trusting people
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I really need a job...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol or dork
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit, it's only 3pm... I need more sleep; or FUCK YOU SUN!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and stomach
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: The days of 8th grade, when everything was simpler and I saw the people I care about everyday
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither... CARL'S JR. MOTHA FUKAS!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rasberry Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: FRAP!!
Do you Smoke: Cigarrettes are icky... I'll never Smake them!
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH I DO BITCH!!
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love: I am in love...
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, but I wanna take some time of first
Do you want to get Married: Yes, I do...
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: I did when I was little
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess so
Are you a Health Freak: FUCK NO!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Most days... not lately
Do you like Thunderstorms: OOOOHHH YES!!
Do you play an Instrument: Kinda... bass guitar and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you implying something??
In the past month have you Smoked: EEGADS!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs? What do you take me for?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: DUH!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate an oreo today
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dunno yet
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Egypt, Germany, and Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Like 3 inches
Height: 6 footish
Weight: 140-165
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes them comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: .
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count
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Books:

Stuff by Steven King, Dragonlance Chronicles, Harold and the Purple Crayon (best kids book ever!), Throught the Ice, Renagades of Pern, Dradon's Bait, The Best Sex I Ever Had, Anything fantasy really.

Heroes:

The strange and obscure.. and Jhonen Vasquez.. He's freaking awesome!

My Blog

Greetings from a town far far away...

Hola to all the peoples. It's been a few months... time for a recap! HUZZAH Still in Rio. Sucks balls. The first day I moved out here, I drove THROUGH it. All of a sudden, *BAM* I was on the other sid...
Posted by Blue on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:29:00 PST

I'm moving... and I DON'T WANT TO!!!!

Ello all. For those of you who haven't heard, ma and my sister are moving to Rio Vista... and I REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T WANT TO! But, I have no where else to go. So for those of you who care,a dn a...
Posted by Blue on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

First post of the year... So sad that it's march...

Hola people (yes sis, i'm using spanish! it's a more useful language than french!!!) Anyways. Yeah, like i said "Hi" Nothin really has been happening, hence why i have not wrote anything. that and i h...
Posted by Blue on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

I hate the world...

Hey there everybody. Still homeless living at my nana's house. No internet either... sucks major balls... Still with David... 13 months on Fri. Lookin for a job, cuz I really need one. Probably not go...
Posted by Blue on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

Even more bad news.....

Hey guys.. for those of you who don't know, I'm moving again..... I know, it FUCKING SUCKS!!! I hate moving so fucking much.... it;s not fair. But yeah. So, anyone who tried to call me or stop by, yea...
Posted by Blue on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST

Howdy howdy

Hey everyone. How's it goin? I'm so bored right now... it's not even funny. I have this ball python around my neck though. He's so pretty. I love him to death. His name's "Exclamation", cause he has a...
Posted by Blue on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:08:00 PST

Hey everyone.. there's something up....

Hey. Sorry if you've been sending me messages or comments, but my net at home won't let me on myspace for some reason, and the school blocked it out, and even the library computers won't let me check ...
Posted by Blue on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:08:00 PST

Finally someone says something I agree with.,...

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that wh...
Posted by Blue on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:12:00 PST

Damn.. I need to update more often!!

Hello all. I was just wondering how everyone's doing? I haven't talked to anyone really in a while. So, I figured I'd come on and update about what's been going on in my life....... Nothing too new......
Posted by Blue on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:44:00 PST

Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail?

Hello all. I am so bored. Stayed home from school today..... didn't really want to go. :P but yeah. We're going to go and pick my mom's boyfriend up from the airport in a few. He went to Amsterdam for...
Posted by Blue on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:16:00 PST