these are universal truths that you can run you life by. shit always flows downhill dildos are lies because....
elephants get nose bleeds. life is like a dick in a bucket it flops around until it hits something worth hitting. two penises walk into a bar one says to the other "Dick, your nuts" the other replies "what about them John, i left them at home with the wife". children and shovels make a very satisfying facial union.