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Rude Ruby
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon Switchblade
Arms Broken: Thirty Four
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Birthday: June 6, 1941
Birthplace: The Far Side of the Moon (I'm original)
Current Location: I'm in a locked room
Eye Color: Redish White
Hair Color: BALD
Height: I'm a monster
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both. I have sores.
Your Heritage: Asian, or Asia Minor
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't have shoes
Your Weakness: Always being pregnant
Your Fears: Being eaten alive by Roseanne Barr
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm a coke-head model in NYC, does it look like I would eat a pizza? But if I did it would have cocaine on it!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just to live another day not having to hide my intter beauty from the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have a computer
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm still drunk! Or "crunk" if you like that word better
Your Best Physical Feature: Having perfect breasts poke through the sheets and say "Good morning sunshine!"
Your Bedtime: All day, all night, anywhere there is a prostitute waiting for me to crawl under her skin and burrow
Your Most Missed Memory: The one ten seconds ago
Pepsi or Coke: COKE or Cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whatever's Clever. A homeless man told me that.
Single or Group Dates: GROUP. The orgies are much more fun with more people!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: COKE OR COCAINE
Chocolate or Vanilla: COKE OR COCAINE
Cappuccino or Coffee: COKE OR I don't even do drugs!
Do you Smoke: YES. Chimney Sweep.
Do you Swear: NO. God hates that.
Do you Sing: No. Yes. Barabara Streisand taught me.
Do you Shower Daily: Under the folds please.
Have you Been in Love: Many times. I can see the letters now: Dear Krispy Kreme...
Do you want to go to College: NO. Can't stand it.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. Can't STand it.
Do you belive in yourself: Eh. I'm sooooo EMO
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get the drunk spins.
Do you think you are Attractive: When I get the drunk spins.
Are you a Health Freak: When I puke from the drunk spins.
Do you get along with your Parents: NO. Mr. and Mrs. Ramsey don't like me anymore and I was their replacement.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Actually yes. Reminds me of when I was born on Mt. Olympus.
Do you play an Instrument: Only with myself.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NO. God hates that and I guess Americans?
In the past month have you Smoked: I don't know.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Where?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, good ole' boozy boozy nights.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes. Plus a small person with HIV.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I wish. I'm such a little bitch!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, sucks really hard. Bette Midler keeps turning me down.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes and I caught a fish between my buttocks. How it got there I don't care!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes. A soul or tow. TWO I mean TWO.
Ever been Drunk: No. Americans hate that.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. Paris loves that.
Ever been Beaten up: I called someone a whore and then got shanked.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah. Hallmark store.
How do you want to Die: Just a quick death with lots of bees buzzing around my head. Or flies, makes not difference.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Playstation so I can play with myself all day long!
What country would you most like to Visit: Each and every one.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No eyes please
Favourite Hair Color: Bald preferably
Short or Long Hair: Did I not just say bald? Thanks for listening.
Height: Larger than life. HI ROSIE!
Weight: More than enough to love and cherish.
Best Clothing Style: Drapped in rags.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many to count. Separates the men from the boys.
Number of CDs I own: I like music. It's good.
Number of Piercings: Just Penis. Yes, I said PENIS get over it.
Number of Tattoos: Just had my eyeliner redone.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just having two hands. I can never decide which one to use!
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On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,086,039
At What Price Would You Sell Out?
You Are The High Priestess
You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed.
You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light.
You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two.
Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets.
Your fortune:
Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward.
You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination.
And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end.
You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open!
What Tarot Card Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 100%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.
How Sinful Are You?
