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Les the Mess

The color of her eyes were the color of insanity.

About Me

What should you know?
I am married to the love of my life.
Full time mom to two girls (nine and five) and a boy (two!).
Crazy, weirdass, dork, loud, retard, funny, quiet, moody, dirtyslut (yes, that is meant to be one word), mom, bitch, psycho, lush, whore, sweetheart, silly, mean girl, smartass ... all things said to me at some point. Some ring true, some are more fun, but what the hell do I know and why would you care?!

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

RYAN
the kids
books
the cats
silver glitter
black eyeliner
tall boots and short skirts
fishnets
plaid
faeries
chevron cars
music
things that smell good
yelling at bad drivers
laughing all the time
laughing with meredith
eating
drinking
drinking with mere
board games
roller skating
waiting for orange bills
hiding
foul mouths
photography
writing
math
target
going to target with mere
red stickers on anything
red hair dye
people that actually listen to me when I do decide to talk
pretending i don't care
pretending i do care
not doing laundry
pretending i speak spanish
bitching about stupid people - especially with mere
wearing pj pants all day
play doh
pens
dress up clothes
hair cuts
loud music
tattoos
counting down my birthday for six months
jumping
driving
singing
gluing things
arms
shoes (though I'd rather be barefoot)
silver rings
stickers
surprises
promptness
shaved noggins
hand massages
knee socks
spinach
stretching
stomping around
showers
coloring
spelling
expanding my vocabulary
general nerd-type activities
new black tshirts
singing
dancing
arguing
chasing after children
making big piles of paper type things
buying people random gifts
getting distracted by mere
doing things
telling people what to do
shaking my ass at mere
cooking - but only if the food turns out tasty
trying not to kill plants
lists
alphabetizing
counting
making messes

I'd like to meet:

Ehhhhh... random people here and there.

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Music:

nofx
green day
good riddance
nirvana
scots
gogol bordello
blondie
lagwagon
cypress hill
cracker
tilt
reel big fish
anti-flag
pennywise
cranberries
g.love
beastie boys
mazzy star
stray cats
face to face
bracket
panic! at the disco
the toasters
john mayer
madness
eminem
50 cent
they might be giants
voodoo glow skulls
samiam
squirrel nut zippers
death cab for cutie
snoop
violent femmes
ween
madness
no use for a name
beck
seaweed
ahmad
dropkick murphys
sick of it all
flogging molly
tom petty
emery
operation ivy
weezer
adam ant
nick cave
speedealer
cab calloway
ella fitzgerald
old 97's
radiohead
rem
the catherine wheel
dinosaur jr
sunny day real estate
hank williams
xtc
b52s
johnny cash
x
junior brown
rancid
reverend horton heat
supersuckers
dead milkmen
raconteurs
ramones
red hot chili peppers
screeching weasel
anti flag
helmet
the queers
rise against
pharcyde
the offspring
tool
our lady peace
goldfinger
pavement
digital underground
salt n pepa
soup dragons
jesus lizard
mozart
oingo boingo
greg graffin
underoath
gorillaz
white stripes
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That is just a small sampling. I listen to pretty much everything, but I always like it loud.

Movies:

the ref
ferngully
snatch
brain candy
matrix
killing zoe
four rooms
billy madison
big fish
fight club
resevoir dogs
toys
kings of comedy
40 year old virgin
team america
old school
tank girl
grandma's boy
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I'll watch anything once, probably twice. My tastes are very diverse.

Television:

Scrubs
OLTL
Rescue Me
The Office
Friends
the Simpsons
I Love Lucy
Big Brother
30 Rock
Supergroup
Saved By the Bell
Sonic commercials
Family Guy

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Anything funny, stupid, obnoxious, educational, mind-numbing or interesting I will watch. So, pretty much if it's on the old tele', it's been viewed by me.

Books:

How about authors?
Dr. Seuss
Dean Koontz
Edward Gorey
Stephen King
Douglas Adams
Dan Brown
Caleb Carr
Chuck Palahniuk
Thomas Harris
That's a few, off the top of my head. I will read anything once.

Heroes:

I'm not hungry, thanks.

My Blog

Rinse. Repeat.

1. Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, who do you want it to be? Better be someone giving me a helluva lot of money.2. Your boss tells you he will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, ...
Posted by Les the Mess on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST

Why is Ryan not home yet?!

ARE YOU:1. Perfect?:  Far from it.2. Tall? :  Just Right.3. In your pajamas?:  Ummm... in my pj pants, but I don't sleep in them.4. Left handed? Nope.LAST:1. Friend you saw:  Ryan....
Posted by Les the Mess on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:20:00 PST

I need someone to play with.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?Yeah.2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Only on the first, slow, excruciating climb up.3. When's the last time you've been sledding?Never.  U...
Posted by Les the Mess on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:35:00 PST

Waiting for gymnasty....

69 Questions Guaranteed You've Never Answered(unless you've taken this quiz before)1. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?Send Ryan to the door.  He would take car...
Posted by Les the Mess on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:28:00 PST

Do you care? I don’t.

1. Who was the last person you talked to inPerson: AlexaTexting: RyanIMing: N/APhone: RyanComments:MereMessages: Melissa2. Do you think you're approachable?Not so much, I guess.4. Do you regret doing ...
Posted by Les the Mess on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:19:00 PST

Hurry up, Ryan!!!!

[1.] Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?Oh wow, let me think...thinking.... pretty sure at his grandfather's house... either that or in my 86 nova.[2.] What's the grea...
Posted by Les the Mess on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:07:00 PST

Bored, with things to do.

1. Are you taller than your best friend?Nope2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?I love pens.  =)  I have different favorites depending on my mood/what I'm doing.3. Look at your planner for...
Posted by Les the Mess on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST

Stolen from Aimee to waste my time...

1.If your doctor told you that you were pregnant today, what would you say?What?!  And probably get sick... as would Ryan.2. Do you trust all of your friends?For the most part.  If I can't t...
Posted by Les the Mess on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:31:00 PST

This is a bit different...

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you want?1. Produce: grapefruit2. Bakery: bread3. Meat: chi...
Posted by Les the Mess on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:22:00 PST

Monday Morning Mindwaster (yeah, I made it one word!)

Spell your name without any A?L.e.s.l.i.2. Are you single?Ryan doesn't think so.3. What's your favorite number[s]?68, 13, 74. What are you listening to right now?Little Einsteins.5. Are you happy with...
Posted by Les the Mess on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:13:00 PST