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Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778) Kristin Sparks is the name Don't wear it out :P I attend Buena Park High School. I am baton girl :D I love music and playing musical instruments. I quote A LOT of things There is a song lyric for EVERYTHING I'm outgoing, and funny. [at least everyone tells me I am] I am a little boy at heart. I have a speech impediment. I stutter. and I don't appreciate people mocking it. I'm just me. I'm not going to change for anyone, and never will. i love textingBEGINMYSPACETOOLBOXBACKUP VERSION 1.0;;; http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/taylor1059/lightningbo ltsbackground.png; Top Left; fixed; repeat; 000000; ; ; ; ; ; ; 99FFFF; ; ; ; ; ; ; CC99FF; ; ; ; ; ; ; ff00ff; ; ; ; ; ; ; ffffff; ; Center Center; scroll; no-repeat; 000000; solid; 6px;;

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Insert funny saying here

Music:

I love music. Plain and simple.

Movies:

-Forrest Gump -Capote -Labyrinth -Secret Window -Transformers -Superbad

Television:

Mythbusters, Dexter, Heroes, and Ghost Hunters

Books:

The Dark Half, In Cold Blood, 1984, Animal Farm, Apathy and other small victories, The Lord of the Rings, Angels and Demons

Heroes:

Of course the chubby, Irish man of my dreams! He's so talented and smart, I LOVE IT! The best friend. :D She's the best. There when I need, but most of the time no where to be seen...just the way I like it. haha. Ah, the Jenny. She is my best friend's woman. Haha. I've known her since junior high. She's random and I love her nifty jackets. I have dibs on the polka dotted one. :D Ah, the Six One Mafia. Not much to say, just that we're bitchin'. Julie V. She is my vegetarian. I look like her aunt (supposedly) but I look like everyone's aunt...ha. I would categorize her as my best friend in dance. She's awesome. Practically the Ying to my Yang... Almost AW! It's Mayde. She's so cute! We meow a lot. :D Her huge boyfriend is scared of me. He's just a sissy :P Okay, I must admit, I copy her homework... A LOT. haha. Fatima. My Fat. I can tell her anything. We share war stories. (The Boy War that is) haha. She's a hug hoe. She means the WORLD to me. My penis grows with happiness for her :D Destani. She's so gangsta. haha. That's not a black joke. "Coffee black, and egg white." She's pretty, not just for a black girl. She's flat out BEAUTIFUL. Salsa. She's so cute and creative. I love her Build-a-Bears. I will steal them...eventually. haha.These two are the best white girls i know. Deanna is and forever will be my big sister. She rocks me like a hurricane. Haha. I can't sum her up cuz there's too much to say about her. And there's Hannah, my fire crotch. :-D She's great. Haha. I can't describe her either...it's too hard. She means more to me than words can describe.Haha. Christine and Michelle Glymph. Two funny ass people. Best baton people ever! Contests are never boring with them. Christine and I share fat jokes and do our rhythmic duet, while me and Michelle yell "Dynamite!" Christopher George Frank. The only person I know with three first names. Haha. He's one of about three white guy friends I have. He's awesomely flamboyant and random. :-D He's my bitch and Chauffeur. Just kidding, he's cool and he thinks I'm weird. Haha. Best Friend! He's Emmanuel Huipe and you CAN'T forget him. He's a cocky bastard...that's why I'm his friend. And yes, I did invite him. Haha. He likes to show off his beastly drumming skills to little boys...I mean, he's like 30. CREEPY Haha. JK! :-D He's the bestest friend anyone could ask for, and have....IN MY PANTS!

My Blog

Bad Pussy

Check out this video: Bad Pussy ...
Posted by Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™ on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:13:00 PST

Quotes

QUOTES:More Demetri Martin"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.""glitter is the herpes of craft supplies" "If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're f...
Posted by Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™ on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:54:00 PST

Dexys Midnight Runners

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Demetri Martin

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Mike Birbiglia

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Posted by Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™ on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:11:00 PST

New Math

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Posted by Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™ on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST

random ranting comment. but funny

yea yea yea...you just tell me these thingsto prolong my suicidal demise.all you do is feed me lies by the spoonful...so i can think that i have true friends... love ya too!...
Posted by Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™ on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:54:00 PST

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i ___ you you are ___ you are not ___ if i spent a day with you we would ___ the worst thing about you is ___ me and you are ___ you are my ____...
Posted by Kristin [T-Rex Arms]™ on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST