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jay crazylegz

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About Me

.. ..the only way to explain jay crazylegz is crazy. he's the only guy I know that will snort a chew infested loogie, let somebody punch him in the head as hard as he can TWICE or even duct-tape himself to a pole at the four way stop and have the balls to tell the cops that it was a fundraiser and that they should donate. but jay crazylegz isn't all crazy. when he's not pulling some crazy stunt he's usually writing down songs for his band Thoughs Guys, or planning new crazy stunts. I know by now that the laddies have to be dieing to know if this crazyman is single. the answer is yes, but he's too much man tiger for just one woman to handle, so if your going to try and tame this beast you better bring a muzzle and a tranq gun, because if you aint got the stuff, you aint getting the goods. OH and he enjoys leasurely strolls in the park on a warm summer day.- william akerstrom aka frankrizzo
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: zgelyzarc yaj
What did you do last night?: fucked sold weed and smoked bowls oh and i kicked it at the mall
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: i dont need no stinking downloads
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: yes
Last time you swam in a pool?: about a month ago.
What are you wearing?: a potleaf shirt from amsterdam and a button up shirt my beany and smome sick adios
How many cars have you owned?: 2
Type of music you dislike most?: rap
Are you registered to vote?: yeah
Do you have cable?: no
What kind of computer do you use?: dell
Ever made a prank phone call?: fuck yeah
You like anyone right now?: my baby girl shelby
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: probally if i was high enough
Furthest place you ever traveled?: viva la mexico
What's your favorite comic strip?: calvin and hobbes
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: fuck your system
Shower, morning or night?: night
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: simpsons only new one ive seen
Favorite pizza toppings?: pepperoni
Chips or popcorn?: chips popcorn gets stuck in my teeth
What cell phone provider do you have?: soon cricket
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: no
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no
Orange Juice or apple?: orange
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: shelby
favorite chocolate bar?: almond joy or snickers with almond
Who is your longest friend and how long?: william like17 years
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: like two years ago when i lived on canada hill
Have you ever won a trophy?: yeah
Favorite arcade game?: PINBALL
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: no
Sprite or 7-UP?: 7-Up
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: yeah once i lasted a day
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: i dont buy from wallgreens i steel niacin though and enzite for rj
Ever thrown up in public?: yeah oh the times
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: true love
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yeah
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: SPONGEBOB
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: yeah
What message is on your voicemail machine?: figured it was you thats why i didnt answer l
Where would you like to go right now?: to fucking idaho to see my buddies and extended fam
Whats the name of your pet?: inga dog
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: jansport/ a scale some shit for work spare change weed high time the usuall
What do you think about most?: making a life and name for myself
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


90%

A Slave To BDSM


80%

A Romantic


53%

Virgin


18%
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hugh heffner. that would be cool. and ron jeremy..... and ummm maybe the dude who first got kicked in the nuts cus its funny. im easily entertained i gues

My Blog

idaho

I hate Idaho drivers. I know, I know, everybody has a local horror story about bad drivers, but until you've experienced the lofty heights of ineptitude of an Idaho driver, kindly shut the hell up. I'...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 14:06:00 GMT

gothic kids

Gothics. When they're not getting their asses kicked, they're busy getting drunk and having sex with dead animals. They give me diarrhea. What the hell's wrong with them? They always look pale, weak ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 14:03:00 GMT

FUCK DUDE

hell-0 umm yeah where to begin... well it all started with st. patties day just a bunch of getting all drunk and doing rails of various pills.  before i figured out i was getting drunk on pattie...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:12:00 GMT

SUPERMAN

dude this is the best song ever and it explains me so fucking well.   its called superman by goldfinger       So here I am doing everything I can holding on to what I am pretending...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:41:00 GMT

blah

okay people so like this is how it is.  we are all crazy im going to go with the coolest girlfriend ever on this one.  i do believe we are all completely nuts.    so like seriousl...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 22:05:00 GMT

what if?

you might have heard the old budhist axiom that each man only has so many ejaculations yes?  truth of the matter is there is only so much of anything.  you can take a life and chop it into s...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:40:00 GMT

i miss you

The Suicidal Note of Kurt Donald Cobain, 1967-1994 To Boddah Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complain-ee. This note sho...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:31:00 GMT

a week in the life

ok so here is a week in my life.  just this whole last week.    i got suspended for duct taping dog shit to the principals door.  my mom thought it was funny, but decided i could ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 15:03:00 GMT

FUCK

so like fuckbeans yo!  i guess im single now.  it pretty much sucks, but i'll get over.  i dont know, but this is the closest ive been to loving somebody lately, and it kinda killed me ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 16:04:00 GMT

Love

hello lovelys   love, hmmm that is a funny word in a funny world.  yep. "just let the loving take hold cus it will if you let it."  brad nowell  people take love way to easy or se...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 23:56:00 GMT