Funny Fuckers |
1) Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front? A: A cop. 2) Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the th...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
Elysa's Layers..... |
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDEName: ElysaBirth date: Friday August 12thBirth place: Kaiserslautren, West GermanyCurrent Location: Cranbrook BC, CanadaEye Color: BlackHair Color: Puke GreenRighty or L...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:43:00 GMT |
WEDNESDAY NIGHT SAILORS... forever. |
<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff">For the past Few months, I have been drinking like a sailor every Wednesday with the fucken sickest chick ever. Pretty much the only gi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:34:00 GMT |
Star Wars, Slave One, Hungoverness and Me. |
I am hung the fuck over. No more drinking, or kareokee. Ok, I take that back. I did gain a job last night, however. So this afternoon when I rolled outta bed, I saw the christmas decorations spilt all...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:17:00 GMT |
PISS ON TOILET SEATS |
OK... i hate piss on toilet seats.... just so happens i sat in a puddle of pee this evening after some drunk ass decided not to wipe my seat. Next time it happens... im stabbing someone. Please people...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 23:03:00 GMT |
HEEER YE HEER YE......YARRR BITCHES |
Hey fuckers. One thing thats bugging me, Why all the pictures of your faces sitting with ur arse at the computer.. BORING FUCKS.... know we definately know what ya do witcha life. I wanna see some shi...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:07:00 GMT |
IM BACK MUTHAFUCKAS!! |
hello hello hello again...... I am once again back home working my ass off, still unhappy and still grumpy... do things ever change.. WHY YES YES THEY DO.. and they will be changing very very soon. Wi...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 14:02:00 GMT |
Leaving for a while... |
Ok guys... i have to fly home and get my shit straight.. but i will be checking this out... so even if i dont respond for a couple days... I WILL... I PROMISE...... xo elysa
Posted by on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 14:57:00 GMT |
Indulgence calls for Reflection |
I have decided that everyday.. there will be a quote posted in here... a good one.. to make u think.. and usually I will write about them in here.... HOWEVER it is late and I am baked.... so I'm going...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 22:23:00 GMT |
well hello everyfucker... |
Welcome to my fucken space fuckers. With all these people claiming to be my friend or that they " know" me, I decided that I would join my ass to myspace to hopefully find some actual interestin...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:20:00 GMT |
