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Cobra Commander

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About Me

They always want you to come up with something witty here....seriously I got nothin.....really...no really, really. I have tons of hobbies...hmmmm, wait lemme back up...I can only tell you about two or three of them...otherwise, they might take me away and lock me in a very dark and lonely hole and then proceed to grind the key down to a nub....okay you get the picture. I just go with the flow. I Enjoy life, what's left of it, and drink lot's of soda pop...Pepsi rules...Oh and I try to squeeze in avoiding getting yelled at as much as possible. Other than that, hassling the public is always good for a few giggles.

Oh and some last parting words of wisdom...."Remember folks...it's only kinky the first time!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to get in gear... People that like to use Harsh language from time to time are always fun to hang out with...lets not forget the usual drinking games..no wait I had to lay off that stuff recently...that bottle of "Fat Bastard" really did me in somethin' awful. Easy stomach don't turn over now...easy......stop looking at me sideways okay like you've never done the technicolor yawn in your helmet...which by the way is a bitch to get the smell out believe me.... hell anyone a wee bit strange is always good for conversation I suppose.

My Blog

What I did this weekend

Well I've been quite busy as of late......trying to take over the world has been a real drag. I found myself asking what's the point of it all.....well there are all the fun toys the weapons plant cr...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:47:00 GMT

From the desk of Cobra Commander rewrite from cracked....boy did they get it wrong

Greetings, cretins. In response to recent allegations that my "snake hooks to the left," I'm shelving all current plans to take over the world to teach you lackies a thing or two about picking up chi...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:54:00 GMT

An Open Letter from Cobra commander

Seriously, what the hell?Gentlemen, I started this organization with nothing but a bulletproof face and a dream. And you people have made a mockery of both.Dr. Mindbender, you're constantly showing us...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:22:00 GMT

Winter weather report

"Tigger"Michigan Squad"Michigan Outpost"Weather today: Flippin cold and cloudy with a low of 13 and high of 22Rebel Report: I have my suspicions...see I called for the plumber recently...some fella in...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:35:00 GMT

bottom of my hole..oh look shiney

So it occurs to me that while traveling at lightspeed and you turn on a flashlight nothing will happen.....sure you may think the batteries are dead but rest assured the light can't move fast enough ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:29:00 GMT

118th Rose Parade

Well I got my gear almost ready for the big trip to California....hope it doesn't decide to take a dump into the ocean while I'm there..the anarchy after those kinda incidents always seems to cause c...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:03:00 GMT

Fall Weather report

"Tigger" Michigan Squad "Michigan Outpost" Weather today: Mostly Icky and wet with a low of 37 and high of 43 Rebel report: None that I'm aware of, but we had this bunch of people knock on the bar...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:13:00 GMT

Last weekend

So the last weekend of the Ren-fair has come and past...note to self ...never wear chain mail two days in a row unless of course you're actually defending the kingdom......owwww I still hurt all ova.....
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:37:00 GMT

Weather report for Summer

"'Tigger" Michigan Squad "Michigan Outpost"Weather today: Mostly Sunny and dry with a low of 63º:high of 78ºRebel report: Boy howdy . . . I saw a slew of them and wasgoing to go to town gunning a few ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:49:00 GMT

Michigan Renfair

So I did the knight and shiny armor thing at the Michigan Ren-fair this past weekend.....I had a pretty decent time....unfortunately my wife couldn't break away from working at the booth she was at so...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:49:00 GMT