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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to hang out behind the scenes and contribute to the happening of things, then sit quietly and revel in the outcome. I have faith in my ability to reason and, as you browse my profile, you'll come to see that's about it. I love my friends. I love music. I sometimes sit by the phone with an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard, waiting for telemarketers to call. Often, hilarity ensues. I like to sit and think about why things such as mullets, religion, lies, racism, and fashion trends exist. I will never understand greater mankind, yet I can't stop trying. I've always wanted to become a writer (and get paid for it), so maybe I'll do that someday. I've absolutely no regrets. Although one could say I've made some questionable choices in life, I believe the old "live and learn" adage. Oh, yeah...Don't listen to Angela; Pokey the Penguin rules.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

And I'm not talking "meet at a show/whatever and say hi for a second, then leave". Nay. I want to get to know what makes these people tick. Here goes...All the guys from Slayer, Zach DelaRocha, Jenny McCarthy, Tom Morello (so he can teach me how to play guitar), Glenn Danzig, Darth Vader (to find out if what they say about him being my Father is true), Val Kilmer, anyone with an impressive mullet, Quentin Tarantino, Hironobu Sakaguchi (created Final Fantasy series), Hideo Kojima (created Metal Gear series), Bigfoot/Yeti/Sasquatch, Stephen King, Chris Carter, Rodney Mullen, and Greg Graffin.---------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------"We can be as honest as we are ignorant. If we are, when asked what is beyond the horizon of the known, we must say that we do not know." -Robert G. Ingersoll------"The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe. In the end, Religion will kill us all." - Ed Krebs------"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business. I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you. The religious right wants to tell people how to live." - Gov. Jesse Ventura------"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

My Blog

Down With The Count

Vintage 1972 first appearance. Enjoy!
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:35:00 GMT

Insightful

Check out this video from K'Naan (Thanks, Jeremy): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0IuUXHBkawMore on K'Naan:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K'naanAnyway, the purpose of this blog is really that I wante...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:44:00 GMT

Dream 2/3/08

So, I was living @ my Mom's house (she had taken off for Florida), and I somehow aquired a pet cougar, which I kept in the garage. Also living in the garage was a rather tenacious badger, who used his...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:55:00 GMT

Bad Drivers

Elderly status doesn't necessarily indicate that the person is a bad driver, contrary to the stereotype. All it means is, that the person has had a longer time to perfect their brand of driving. If th...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:07:00 GMT

Stop being so lubricious with your religious propaganda.

In the interest of not wasting my motherfucking time, I ask you-you know who you are-to please include something in the title of your bulletin, indicating that there will be a "god is good" type of me...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:22:00 GMT

Dream 8-21-08

Last night, I dreamed that I was camping @ Tally Lake, having a good time, a few beers, and listening to a live band, when my friend DJ Sipe walked up to me and said, "Hey. Weren't you supposed to be ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:59:00 GMT

Tried, tested, and True - Tips for a Fun Life

Having befriended a lot of people over the years, I have a system that makes it easier for me to keep a clean house, figuratively speaking. I give people two chances. Unless their offense is harm...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Revenge on B98, part 638

During my 28 or so years in The Flathead, we've been subjected to the same inane programming that is Bee Broadcasting.  Same annoying announcer, same annoying music, and a monopoly at that. ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Not Yours To Give

March 22, 2008 Originally published in "The Life of Colonel David Crockett," by Edward Sylvester Ellis. One day in the House of Representatives a bill was taken up appropriating money for the benef...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:18:00 GMT

Bathtime!

It appeared that my daughter had undergone some sort of racial metamorphosis this moring when I went in to get her out of her crib, as she was covered head to toe in shit. Her diaper had malfunctioned...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:38:00 GMT